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    Some kevlar lovin'

    So I just turned off my sidestreet onto the road when all of a sudden a van (2 cars in front of me) comes to a halt, the car behind him pulls up against it coming to a screeching halt, causing me to emergency break. Big dude gets out of van, smaller dude gets out of car, with his 13ish year old daughters sitting in the back. And they start fisting each other. Like savages. I get in there and break it off reminding the small dude that his daughters are in the back. Small dude taunts the big dude saying "youve been fucking my misses too " lolI hold them off from each other till I think theyre finally chill. . Big dude comes back at small dude and they throws him a solid hook to the dudes eye socket. Small dudes daughters are screaming their lungs off crying. By then one of the Tongans from the church next door has come in and holds the big dude by his throat. When he pushes him off and has a go at me. I didnt really feel the urge to duck since I was still wearing my lid (fuck yea), but it didnt matter in the end anyway. Now according to my rules of engagement, I am allowed to defend myself. One solid kevlar studded right hook to his jaw sent him back to his van and me back to my patiently waiting CBR which was quite traumatised by the incident, but has responded well to counselling.
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    yeah. i don't think i'd like to be on the recieving end of a bike glove punch.

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    Nice.
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    awesome!
    don't fuck with people wearing armour :-D

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    When fighting someone wearing biker armor, go for the nuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slyer View Post
    When fighting someone wearing biker armor, go for the nuts.
    Or grab their armored head.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by bigfoot View Post
    And they start fisting each other. Like savages
    My eyes, my eyes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    Or grab their armored head.
    This is true, they could easily do a lot of damage if they manage to grab your helmet.
    I think I'd rather not have one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slyer View Post
    This is true, they could easily do a lot of damage if they manage to grab your helmet.
    I think I'd rather not have one.
    Totally. A totally different "ball" game (pun intended) if someone manages to spin your lid around on your head.
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    As long as your opponent isn't smart enough to figure that out you're okay.
    Last edited by Slyer; 23rd December 2008 at 08:25. Reason: sp

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slyer View Post
    When fighting someone wearing biker armor, go for the nuts.
    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    Or grab their armored head.
    Quote Originally Posted by Slyer View Post
    This is true, they could easily do a lot of damage if they manage to grab your helmet.
    I think I'd rather not have one.
    Quote Originally Posted by bigfoot View Post
    Totally. A totally different "ball" game (pun intended) if someone manages to spin your lid around on your head.
    Thanks guys, for sharing our Kryptonite with the world.

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    Is your bike going to be ok?

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    what a dick for taking on biker gear. wewt


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