George Bush show jokes.....
"In Baghdad, the biggest insult is to throw your shoe at someone...In NZ, we call that an unhappy customer at The Warehouse."
"George Bush clearly still has the reflexes of a young man. He either still plays sports, or still goes hunting with Dick Cheney."
"I wondered why no secret service man dove in front of the shoe. Was that shoe more dangerous than a bullet?"
"The legacy Bush leaves us with is, due to the War on Terror, we now know all the dangerous ways shoes can be used as weapons."
"I noticed everyone tackled the man who threw the shoes quickly...how far could he have run?"
"What do you call an island filled with angry Baghdad reporters trying to start a new colony based on free love? Potential mass shoe-icide"
"Bush has some moves still, and even the Iraqi leader made a glove save, unfortunately displaying that Iraq has only learned something from the Canadian army."
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