IRD. Don't ya fucken love 'em!

**White trash** · 14th February 2005, 08:39

Originally Posted by R1AaronKDX

Cool.... so if i win it would be like beating you both

Mate, they'll have to bankrupt me before I don't turn up on my bike. I've had about 7 PMs this morning all from folks telling me to use their bikes to take you down.

Seems everybody wants to own the machine that decimated R1Aaron'.......

**R1** · 14th February 2005, 08:44

Originally Posted by White trash

Mate, they'll have to bankrupt me before I don't turn up on my bike. I've had about 7 PMs this morning all from folks telling me to use their bikes to take you down.

Seems everybody wants to own the machine that decimated R1Aaron'.......

Everybody duz own gsxr's dont they?? kinda like the cortina of the new millenium, or very much like a clit...every cunts got one

**750Y** · 14th February 2005, 08:52

Originally Posted by R1AaronKDX

Cool.... so if i win it would be like beating you both

just keep talking aaron...

**White trash** · 14th February 2005, 08:59

Originally Posted by R1AaronKDX

Everybody duz own gsxr's dont they?? kinda like the cortina of the new millenium, or very much like a clit...every cunts got one

Thing is Aaron, the amount of dribble you're verbalising is putting all the R1/R6 owners off their bikes for feer of being labeled a wanker.

Please stop as my shop is rapidly filling with Yamaha trade ins and we've no room for good bikes.

**R1** · 14th February 2005, 09:07

Originally Posted by White trash

Thing is Aaron, the amount of dribble you're verbalising is putting all the R1/R6 owners off their bikes for feer of being labeled a wanker.

Please stop as my shop is rapidly filling with Yamaha trade ins and we've no room for good bikes.

Dude dont even go there...you sell harleys

**White trash** · 14th February 2005, 09:47

Originally Posted by R1AaronKDX

Dude dont even go there...you sell harleys

Fucken smartarse!

**Slipstream** · 14th February 2005, 10:24

Originally Posted by R1AaronKDX

Dude dont even go there...you sell harleys

Since you feel that way R1, here's a joke for you.....and yes, I am pirating this thread, cos now I feel like the bad person :disapint:

....so we have to have some hilarity!

The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur,
"since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said,
"I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented,
"Okay, so you were the one who invented motorcycles, eh?!"
Arthur said,
"ya, that's me..."
God commented,
"well, what a big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?!"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke,
"Excuse me but aren't you the inventor of woman???"
God said,
"Ah, yes."
"Well," said Arthur,
"professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention.
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there,"
replied God,
"hold on."
God went to his Celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,"
God said to Arthur,
"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours. "

**Slipstream** · 14th February 2005, 10:34

Originally Posted by Quasievil

I know you help out additionally froim what I saw, I think you guys can work it out mate.

I could reply to this...but I have decided not to.

Here's a banana ======>

Dance for me banana.....dance!

**jrandom** · 14th February 2005, 10:35

Originally Posted by Slipstream

....so we have to have some hilarity!

It's not a bad joke, but as you would expect, that's about the fifteenth time it's been posted here.

And it would be better if the guy in the story were Soichiro Honda. *Nobody* believes that Arthur Davidson would have the temerity to pretend to be a good engineer.

**Slipstream** · 14th February 2005, 10:38

Originally Posted by jrandom

It's not a bad joke, but as you would expect, that's about the fifteenth time it's been posted.

Has it?

I had just recieved it from my dad and thought it was pretty funny.....
and if you knew my dad, you'd understand why it makes this joke so amazing....

**Hitcher** · 14th February 2005, 10:53

Originally Posted by Slipstream

If you knew my dad, you'd understand why it makes this joke so amazing...

I don't think I do, so you may have to explain...

**Deano** · 14th February 2005, 10:58

Shit Jimmy, my heart goes out to you and all the other parents trying to survive in those or similar circumstances.

I think my parents' divorce when I was a kid has had an impact on my commitment to getting married and starting a family. Probably why I have been with current partner for nearly 7 seven years without asking the question. The closer I get the more I wonder if it is "right".

To be honest I often don't think I deserve her and would hate to have kids then find I am a "shitty husband" and have it all turn to custard.

Sincerely hope you can sort things out well enough for all concerned.

At the end of the day, remember you have sa lot of mates who will support you however they can. (as seen in the reply posts)

**Quasievil** · 14th February 2005, 11:03

Originally Posted by Slipstream

I could reply to this...but I have decided not to.

Here's a banana ======>

Dance for me banana.....dance!

Oops Im outta here love you all , I really do

**vifferman** · 14th February 2005, 11:07

Originally Posted by Slipstream

The only problem with it tho, is if the parent who pays child support is an arse and doesn't pay, there's nothing the custodian parent can do about it. Or at least for a month anyway.

Or more.

My ex-brother-in-law owns a couple of houses and was earning around $60k/year (dunno about now). Somehow my three nieces get a total of a whole $8/week (between them!) while this c*nt can still take overseas hildays, buy new vehicles, etc.

So there's obviously ways around it, if you're devious.

**scumdog** · 14th February 2005, 11:10

Originally Posted by Slipstream

Since you feel that way R1, here's a joke for you.....and yes, I am pirating this thread, cos now I feel like the bad person :disapint:

....so we have to have some hilarity!

"
2.
"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours. "

But only just - and then only because the politicians got to the figures first!