Results 1 to 7 of 7

Thread: Brave man

  1. #1
    Join Date
    15th September 2005 - 04:40
    Bike
    2007 CB900
    Location
    Naenae here I come
    Posts
    4,170

    Brave man

    A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

    * 2 litres of low fat milk
    * a carton of eggs
    * 2 litres of orange juice
    * a head of lettuce
    * half a dozen tomatoes
    * a 500g jar of coffee
    * a 250g pack of bacon

    As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, A
    drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
    the cashier.

    While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
    stated, "You must be single."

    The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued
    by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at
    her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
    selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital status.

    Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what,
    you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

    The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
    Life is a gift that we have all been given. Live life to the full and ensure that you have absolutely no
    regrets.

    For your parts needs:

    http://www.motorcycleparts.co.nz/

  2. #2
    Join Date
    6th June 2008 - 17:24
    Bike
    The Vixen - K8 GSXR600
    Location
    Behind keybd in The Tron
    Posts
    6,518
    Very good........

    (Have a Happy Birthday!!!)
    . “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis

  3. #3
    Join Date
    8th November 2007 - 18:58
    Bike
    2005 Firestorm
    Location
    Wgtn
    Posts
    3,333
    Blog Entries
    37
    Brave? See now I would've just called him stupid....

  4. #4
    Join Date
    24th September 2007 - 09:48
    Bike
    Buell XB12XT
    Location
    Palmerston North
    Posts
    286
    Bet he walked out funny with a 500g jar of coffee shoved up his ar$%!!!

    Oh dear, another sad little post from the man who thinks sarcasm is wit.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    2nd August 2006 - 02:01
    Bike
    Cagiva Xtra Raptor
    Location
    North Shore, New Zealand,
    Posts
    702
    Quote Originally Posted by Nasty View Post
    * 2 litres of low fat milk
    * a carton of eggs
    * 2 litres of orange juice
    * a head of lettuce
    * half a dozen tomatoes
    * a 500g jar of coffee
    * a 250g pack of bacon

    She looked at her six items on the belt
    Wait a minute... am I missing something here?
    Motorcycling is like life - it's about the journey, not the destination.

  6. #6
    Join Date
    29th May 2008 - 20:42
    Bike
    '01 Yamaha YZFR6
    Location
    West Auckland
    Posts
    795
    Blog Entries
    1
    Oh dear.


    THE FOUR RULES OF EXPLORING THIS AMAZING COUNTRY OF NZ
    RIDE SAFE, RIDE HARD, RIDE FREE

    and try not sound so route 51 american brudda


  7. #7
    Join Date
    20th May 2007 - 12:04
    Bike
    various
    Location
    HB
    Posts
    2,881
    Blog Entries
    13

    Talking

    Quote Originally Posted by musicman View Post
    Wait a minute... am I missing something here?
    Yep. She was blonde.

    May the bridges I burn light the way.

    Follow Vinny's MX racing on www.mxvinny.com


Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •