It's Christmas Eve on the Death Star and Luke Skywalker is busy wrapping gifts and writing cards for all he mates on tatooine or where ever.
Darth Vader walks into his room and says:
"Luke, Luke, I have been down to the big Christmas Tree on Level 5 and can tell you that for Christmas you will receive a DVD, a new light saber, the Guns n Roses album and a stormtrroper calender"
"That's amazing Darth...!" says Luke, amazed; "does the power of the force give you this insight?"
"No" replies Vader: "I felt your presents"
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