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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparrowhawk View Post
    Yep, I was right. I feel pretty dumb, shoulda spotted that. I looked at it, but it didn't quite click.
    ...and neither would that mag...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    That the picture is a repost from a year-or-so back???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Preload View Post
    Presumably, someone from H&K signed off the final proof as well... you'd certainly expect them to have more than a passing acquaintance with their product...
    Someone in Marketing? Spotting a technical issue?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Someone in Marketing? Spotting a technical issue?

    ...are you drunk?
    It's an any department failure...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    I can recite this.

    Advertising is a business of words, but advertising agencies are infested with men and women who cannot write. They cannot write advertisements, and they cannot write plans. They are helpless as deaf mutes on the stage of the Metropolitan Opera.
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    Advertising reflects the mores of society, but it does not influence them.
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    Does advertising corrupt editors? Yes it does, but fewer editors than you may suppose... the vast majority of editors are incorruptible.
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    Every advertisement should be thought of as a contribution to the complex symbol which is the brand image.
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    First, make yourself a reputation for being a creative genius. Second, surround yourself with partners who are better than you are. Third, leave them to go get on with it.
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    Good copy can't be written with tongue in cheek, written just for a living. You've got to believe in the product.
    David Ogilvy

    Hire people who are better than you are, then leave them to get on with it. Look for people who will aim for the remarkable, who will not settle for the routine.
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    I do not regard advertising as entertainment or an art form, but as a medium of information.
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    I don't know the rules of grammar... If you're trying to persuade people to do something, or buy something, it seems to me you should use their language, the language they use every day, the language in which they think. We try to write in the vernacular.
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    I have a theory that the best ads come from personal experience. Some of the good ones I have done have really come out of the real experience of my life, and somehow this has come over as true and valid and persuasive.
    David Ogilvy

    If it doesn't sell, it isn't creative.
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    If you ever have the good fortune to create a great advertising campaign, you will soon see another agency steal it. This is irritating, but don't let it worry you; nobody has ever built a brand by imitating somebody else's advertising.
    David Ogilvy

    In the modern world of business, it is useless to be a creative, original thinker unless you can also sell what you create.
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    It is flagrantly dishonest for an advertising agent to urge consumers to buy a product which he would not allow his own wife to buy.
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    It strikes me as bad manners for a magazine to accept one of my advertisements and then attack it editorially - like inviting a man to dinner then spitting in his eye.
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    It takes a big idea to attract the attention of consumers and get them to buy your product. Unless your advertising contains a big idea, it will pass like a ship in the night. I doubt if more than one campaign in a hundred contains a big idea.
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    Leaders grasp nettles.
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    Many manufacturers secretly question whether advertising really sells their product, but are vaguely afraid that their competitors might steal a march on them if they stopped.
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    Many people - and I think I am one of them - are more productive when they've had a little to drink. I find if I drink two or three brandies, I'm far better able to write.
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    Much of the messy advertising you see on television today is the product of committees. Committees can criticize advertisements, but they should never be allowed to create them.
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    Never stop testing, and your advertising will never stop improving.
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    Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read. You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife. Don't tell them to mine.
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    Ninety-nine percent of advertising doesn't sell much of anything.
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    On the average, five times as many people read the headline as read the body copy. When you have written your headline, you have spent eighty cents out of your dollar.
    David Ogilvy

    Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon.
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    Political advertising ought to be stopped. It's the only really dishonest kind of advertising that's left. It's totally dishonest.
    David Ogilvy

    Some manufacturers illustrate their advertisements with abstract paintings. I would only do this if I wished to conceal from the reader what I was advertising.
    David Ogilvy

    The advertisers who believe in the selling power of jingles have never had to sell anything.
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    The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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    The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.
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    The headline is the 'ticket on the meat.' Use it to flag down readers who are prospects for the kind of product you are advertising.
    David Ogilvy

    The more informative your advertising, the more persuasive it will be.
    David Ogilvy

    The most important word in the vocabulary of advertising is TEST. If you pretest your product with consumers, and pretest your advertising, you will do well in the marketplace.
    David Ogilvy

    The pursuit of excellence is less profitable than the pursuit of bigness, but it can be more satisfying.
    David Ogilvy

    The secret of long life is double careers. One to about age sixty, then another for the next thirty years.
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    There are very few men of genius in advertising agencies. But we need all we can find. Almost without exception they are disagreeable. Don't destroy them. They lay golden eggs.
    David Ogilvy

    There is no need for advertisements to look like advertisements. If you make them look like editorial pages, you will attract about 50 per cent more readers.
    David Ogilvy

    What really decides consumers to buy or not to buy is the content of your advertising, not its form.
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    What you say in advertising is more important than how you say it.
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    It's American advertising be thankful they didn't use a Colt or Mauser for the picture!!
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    SOK you gun freaks without looking up the net what's the model??


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    SOK you gun freaks without looking up the net what's the model??


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