A present from Fatt Max

[crynsie]

My eyes!!!!!!

It burns!!!!!!!!!

[Lilly2w]

Max! you promised those photos were for your eyes only! The betrayal, like a knife it cuts!

[Fatt Max]

Max! you promised those photos were for your eyes only! The betrayal, like a knife it cuts!

I know, I know, I know.....

But the sheer beauty of it overtook me, made me want to shout it from the rooftops and show everyone what a lucky man I am to have so much woman to love...

Now I feel I have ruined what we had and will have to, once again, retreat into the abyss that is lost love and betrayed trust.

Forgive me Lilly, but it's only because I wanted the world to see that I am the happiest man in the world...

Can we ever mend this, please tell me its not over.......

Oh, by the way, where did you put the doughnuts, I cant find them for buggery.......

[Crisis management]

Which day you going to the coromandel Max? I'm tempted to fire up the 4x4 and do the world a favour.........



Hopefully, after several beers those images will be wiped from my memory.






Now, what was it, a fat pommie git on cruiser....can't be hard to spot, I'll just check those bonnet sights again.

[Lilly2w]

Oh, by the way, where did you put the doughnuts, I cant find them for buggery.......

I ate's thems! NOM NOM NOM!!!

[Fatt Max]

I ate's thems! NOM NOM NOM!!!

Oh dear, It's over...

This poem I dedicate to you......

Lilliy, oh Lilly
Love of my life
One day I would ask you
To please be my wife
But your betrayal hurts so
cos the doghnuts have gone
and i'm left with the crumbs
plus the feeling of wronged

Lilly, oh Lilly
As I fly from this world
I shed rivers of tears
for the loss of you girl
but I cry even more
with no if's and no buts
cos you've left me with nothing
not even doughnuts

For you my dear...crap, eh...

[pete376403]

Oh, by the way, where did you put the doughnuts, I cant find them for buggery.......

I would have thought the hole in a doughnut is too small for that?

[Oakie]

I would have thought the hole in a doughnut is too small for that?

Larger than the standard unexpanded arse-hole I'd suggest (not that I'm an expert I hasten to add)