How to appreciate your wife!

[Bren]

It's simple really

Step 1)
Spend a shit load of years in a crappy relationship with a bitch that drinks too much, sounds like a castrated banshee, and is generally a stupid cow.

Step 2
Leave the afore mentioned bitch!

Step 3
Find a nice girl, marry her and live happily ever after


Step 4
after a few years forget how good your wife is, and from what sort of relationship you have come from.

Step 5
Go and spend a weekend with your kids, whilst dealing with your ex who is still drinking, still stupid and still squeals like a castrated banshee...

Step 6
Go back to your wife and tell her how much you love her and appreciate her!

Voila! Instant appreciation!



Note I spent the days with the kids, and did not spend the nights there...Whilst I was in CHCH I stayed with a mate of mine overnight on Friday and saturday.....cmon guys, I aint that much of a pig to stay at my exes over night

[AllanB]

Interesting story-line.

It needs motorcycles and a bit of nudity to get on the 'must-see' list.


Sometimes we need a bit of a reminder to appreciate what we have.

[tri boy]

Sometimes we need a bit of a reminder to appreciate what we have.

Ain't that the truth.

[gatch]

or you could live on a diet of hookers, blackjack and cocaine..

[raftn]

Now your talking............

[Bren]

I wonder why someone moved this to jokes....cos it aint a joke...i am bein dead serious in what I said...