A dead cat & a run in with the law - True story ?

[Zapf]

its unlucky to cross the path of a black cat I hear.... but then their paths intersected.... and both got unluckly.... .... ermm now was that cat black?

[bear]

Always thought that one of the best parts of having kids is being able to pull a good yarn, and them believing it. (Note: I don't have kids yet, but have told good yarns to younger cousins)