57 reasons why motorcycles are better than men

**CookMySock** · 17th August 2009, 21:56

Geez do we men do all that..

Steve

**James Deuce** · 17th August 2009, 22:25

58. Because women come up with lists like this and then follow them, leaving us alone in our sheds.

**Mschvs** · 18th August 2009, 10:14

I bet you there are just as many reasons that guys wish women were more like bikes!! Albeit, my hubby said his bike is higher maintenance then me ... which felt kinda good! haha

**cc rider** · 20th August 2009, 13:38

Originally Posted by James Deuce

58....leaving us alone in our sheds.

...this is why we have separate sheds

**GN1NiteStnd** · 22nd August 2009, 19:11

Luckily you can have both a husband and a bike. Too bad they can get preoccupied with eachother.

**2wheeldrifter** · 22nd August 2009, 19:15

59 Bike won't give you VD!

as i am a male.. I didn't read them all, so may have missed that one.

**cc rider** · 22nd August 2009, 22:11

Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter

59 Bikes won't give you VD!

as i am a male.. I didn't read them all, so may have missed that one.

Verbal Diarrhoea

**Marmoot** · 22nd August 2009, 23:26

Originally Posted by true-to-life

57 reasons why motorcycles are better than men

Plus 1
They don't repost...sort of...

**2wheeldrifter** · 23rd August 2009, 10:43

Originally Posted by cc rider

Verbal Diarrhoea

So true lol guess that covers two diseases then! so we up to 60?

Hope your not implying me sweet, that would be very unbecoming of me to speak VD..

**hospitalfood** · 23rd August 2009, 11:18

but girls, lots of you like to be dominated by men...........
bikes just don't satisfy that knid of fantasy.

**true-to-life** · 23rd August 2009, 13:23

**alley cat** · 23rd August 2009, 13:25

Originally Posted by hospitalfood

but girls, lots of you like to be dominated by men...........
bikes just don't satisfy that knid of fantasy.

are we talking 'cook me some eggs bitch'kind of domination or the throw you on the ground and give you a good seeing to variety?

**cc rider** · 23rd August 2009, 17:29

Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter

Hope your not implying me sweet, that would be very unbecoming of me to speak VD..

Never hun, I have always found our verbal intercourse to be a healthy exchange of....

Originally Posted by hospitalfood

but girls, lots of you like to be dominated by men...........
bikes just don't satisfy that knid of fantasy.

* They can tie you down (financially)
* They can pin you down if they land on you
* They always demand to be serviced regularly

Originally Posted by alley cat

are we talking 'cook me some eggs bitch'kind of domination or the throw you on the ground and give you a good seeing to variety?

I vote #2 - I hate eggs

**NOWOOL** · 25th August 2009, 13:45

Can you imagine the lawsuit that would potentially been waged if the title of the submittal was the opposite........just be glad that women enjoy a bias support in the law.