57 reasons why motorcycles are better than men

**cc rider** · 25th August 2009, 15:01

Originally Posted by ready4whatever

yeah but try sucking on the end of a bike while its running, you'll die from carbon monoxide. thats worse than catching a good ol' natural std

Motorcycles don't have to be sucked to get their exhausts to blow.....

*cough* *cough*

**crazyhorse** · 25th August 2009, 15:53

ha ha - good call

**ready4whatever** · 25th August 2009, 15:56

ah good 1. hav rep

**rebyl** · 26th August 2009, 16:18

I my...what an interesting post...but more so the poor suckers that responded to it in such a hurt fashion

Me I never complain and always agree with the wonderful people of the opposite sex

Safer that way

LOL

**Lula** · 18th September 2009, 11:25

And I like the fact that you can test ride a motorcycle - and lots of them too!

**MIXONE** · 18th September 2009, 11:33

Originally Posted by Lula

And I like the fact that you can test ride a motorcycle - and lots of them too!

I'm sure you can do the same with men though...

**cc rider** · 18th September 2009, 22:28

Ah Yeah! We know we can....but the odds of being able to compare the performance of the same ride with mates

is not as high....& would you really want us too

**davebullet** · 19th September 2009, 08:10

Originally Posted by cc rider

Ah Yeah! We know we can....but the odds of being able to compare the performance of the same ride with mates

is not as high....& would you really want us too

Comparisons with bikes are easier, since the length of each bike's pipe is easy to see.

Of course, like bikes, some men get an aftermarket pipe (aka Bobbit).

**cc rider** · 19th September 2009, 09:57

Originally Posted by davebullet

Comparisons with bikes are easier, since the length of each bike's pipe is easy to see.

Of course, like bikes, some men get an aftermarket pipe (aka Bobbit).

Really??????????
http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/c...nis/index.html

**rosie631** · 19th September 2009, 10:19

Originally Posted by cc rider

...this is why we have separate sheds

LMAO

10 char

**scumdog** · 19th September 2009, 10:50

Originally Posted by 1wheel riot

waw ok and on the other side bikes can/will kill you they get you lots of tikets they can be stollin wether your good anafe or not and if you wont the best you have to pay alot for it. hrhrhr sownds like youv been dateing the wrong type of guys.

Yeah, and bikes don't spell this good neither eh!