LMFAO, brilliant...great start to the day...Originally Posted by davereid
Did she not politely ask you when you expected yours ?
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LMFAO, brilliant...great start to the day...Did she not politely ask you when you expected yours ?
Just slightly disturbed.
The best thing I can say about this lady is thank goodness she will not be sharing a room with any other mothers in Auckland hospital.
They will not have to put up with her crying about her boobs hurting and why hasn't that awful nurse come and bandaged them up so someone else can bottle feed her baby, which she wont pick up yet cause her tummy's still sore and the baby is all gross and covered in muck still. Then when its 3 in the morning and someone else's baby crys miss uptight wont be there ringing the nurse demanding loudly that they keep their baby quiet. Neither will she have loud rude guests who disturb other familys, and generally be a pain in the nurses arse... good riddince to the cow,
oh and I hope she has the baby on christmas day.
I wouldn’t be broke if the voices in my head paid rent
Hardcore Biker
Theres nothing more tragic than desperate housewife wannabes.
I love the smell of twin V16's in the morning..
Rest In Peace
As a farmer I once worked for said,well after 150 cows have calved what's one more.
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
Hardcore Biker
by the 30th hour of labour she wont give a shit if santa delivers the bub hahahaha
pay no mind to that bullshit Maxx, in the free world people can still choose to live by thier own core values regardless of how shallow they may be, such is life!
The desert creature
That, sir, would be barking up the wrong fence. It would be a lot more proper to kick the greenest and eco-friendliest hybrid in the parking lot because tree-hugging is all the rage among the hypocrites this season.
On the side note, those mad chicks are obsessed with all things natural/organic. She will not look pretty after 24 hours of purely natural eco-friendly labour w/o epidural.
"People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule
One hell of a ride.
Now that I think of it max - I have been in a similar situation - different circumstance and some time ago - but same wimmens.
I just naturally joined in the conversation - as Groucho.
'I don't blame you - our gynecologists rooms were so small - even the mice were hunchbacks - you had to go outside to change your mind - he put the key in the waiting room door and broke the window.'
Silence ensued.
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