NZ declares war on FIJI!

[firefighter]

Made ya look! It's been a while since iv'e had a whinge on here and in light of all the christmas spirit I thought i'd add my own sour note.

I am bloody sick of Fiji and it's bullshit attitude towards N.Z.

I vote that we send ALL Fijians back home (will clear away some of the sickness/benefit/dole bludgers, and probably hugely over-populate the bloody place) and declare war on Fiji.

We don't attack them but if they come near N.Z we attack them until they turn around or sink...... Would give Fiji's current Saddam something to think about......he's been stroking the gentle bear the wrong way for too long now it's time we actually retaliate.

(yes this is a semi pisstake)

[ManDownUnder]

You want to do WHAT to the All Blacks???

[firefighter]

You want to do WHAT to the All Blacks???

hahahahaha, no we'll keep them as P.O.W....lol

[firefighter]

Common where's the PC brigade that are usually all deeply offended gone off too?

[Hitcher]

Declaring war on Fiji? They'd whip our arses. Fiji has three full battalions of combat-hardened soldiers. Two of those battalions are fully assigned on international "peace-keeping" duties. The third is a reserve battalion stationed in Fiji. In contrast, New Zealand cannot muster one full battalion, has no strike air arm or a navy that can muster anything better than a decent fart, should enough personnel ever be found to get a frigate out to sea.

[Mom]

should enough personnel ever be found to get a frigate out to sea.

And the engines start and keep running long enough to get them out of the harbour.

[Marmoot]

I am bloody sick of Fiji and it's bullshit attitude towards N.Z.

I vote that we send ALL Fijians back home (will clear away some of the sickness/benefit/dole bludgers, and probably hugely over-populate the bloody place) and declare war on Fiji.

F**k what is wrong with you guys always picking on us asians?

[Marmoot]

Fiji has three full battalions of combat-hardened soldiers. Two of those battalions are fully assigned on international "peace-keeping" duties. The third is a reserve battalion stationed in Fiji.

So..erm...they have one, right?

[Swoop]

New Zealand cannot muster ... a navy that can muster anything better than a decent fart, should enough personnel ever be found to get a frigate out to sea.

I think we could manage four blokes and a dinghy, quite easily. Whether they would be supplied with an oar each, would be a different matter entirely.

[laserracer]

Screw the navy lets use the airforce.......oh yeah what airforce,.. im sure we have a couple of broken down rusty skyhawks somewhere ..hhhmmm maybe a hotair balloon
squadron.. as long as the winds blowing in the right direction

[laserracer]

Made ya look! It's been a while since iv'e had a whinge on here and in light of all the christmas spirit I thought i'd add my own sour note.

I am bloody sick of Fiji and it's bullshit attitude towards N.Z.

I vote that we send ALL Fijians back home (will clear away some of the sickness/benefit/dole bludgers, and probably hugely over-populate the bloody place) and declare war on Fiji.

We don't attack them but if they come near N.Z we attack them until they turn around or sink...... Would give Fiji's current Saddam something to think about......he's been stroking the gentle bear the wrong way for too long now it's time we actually retaliate.

(yes this is a semi pisstake)

hey if we send all the fijian indians home Who's gonna run the dairys ???

[firefighter]

Declaring war on Fiji? They'd whip our arses. Fiji has three full battalions of combat-hardened soldiers. Two of those battalions are fully assigned on international "peace-keeping" duties. The third is a reserve battalion stationed in Fiji. In contrast, New Zealand cannot muster one full battalion, has no strike air arm or a navy that can muster anything better than a decent fart, should enough personnel ever be found to get a frigate out to sea.

Hmmm, I think even taking all that into consideration N.Z might just beat (whoop) Fiji in a war lol........the army need to get here first and I don't see that happening!

[wbks]

Declaring war on Fiji? They'd whip our arses. Fiji has three full battalions of combat-hardened soldiers. Two of those battalions are fully assigned on international "peace-keeping" duties. The third is a reserve battalion stationed in Fiji. In contrast, New Zealand cannot muster one full battalion, has no strike air arm or a navy that can muster anything better than a decent fart, should enough personnel ever be found to get a frigate out to sea.

Don't you just love that we rely on everyone else and are pretty much just waiting to be taken over if there ever is another big war... Would anyone even try to stop who ever would try?

[AllanB]

Cut off the millions of aid we send there, cancel any visas for holidays in fiji and start sending the overstayers home pronto - they can swim!

[firefighter]

hey if we send all the fijian indians home Who's gonna run the dairys ???

Iv'e already covered that, a small task force will be set up going around to all those on the dole/benefit- assessing (properly) whether thay should be recieving it- those who aren't rightfully recieving their drug and booze money (I mean essential funding for survival) will work in the dairys! (Well the first found until vacancies are filled.)