Happy Birthday Jesus...

**Taz** · 25th December 2008, 08:47

If you ever really existed

**ynot slow** · 25th December 2008, 08:51

The old nuns and priests at Hawera Convent would disagree with ya there mate.But hey he created a day off work for most of us.

**Grahameeboy** · 25th December 2008, 08:52

He was not born in December..likely July....I will see if I can dig out his Birth Certificate...main thing is he is still alive dude

**Madness** · 25th December 2008, 08:56

He lives in Wainuiomata, with Elvis.

Merry Chris My Arse.

**fire eyes** · 25th December 2008, 09:05

Originally Posted by Madness

He lives in Wainuiomata, with Elvis.

Merry Chris My Arse.

Isnt Jesus Mexican?

**Virago** · 25th December 2008, 09:06

True story apparently...

A man phones Christ College in London on Christmas morning, gets the caretaker on the phone.

"Can I speak to Jesus, please?"

"Speaking." said the caretaker.

"Happy birthday to you..."

**Madness** · 25th December 2008, 09:07

Originally Posted by fire eyes

Isnt Jesus Mexican?

Half Mexican, Half Tongan and of course, half Jewish.

**fire eyes** · 25th December 2008, 09:13

Originally Posted by Madness

Half Mexican, Half Tongan and of course, half Jewish.

so a bitsa like the rest of us ... bitsa this bitsa that ... shot Jesus

**martybabe** · 25th December 2008, 09:29

Happy birthday mate, hope you've got cake.

**Rodney007** · 25th December 2008, 09:41

happy bday, thanks for all the wars, starvation and hate around the world,

thanks for ruining nations and deaths and bad stuff,

IM JOKING DUDE

i love you jesus happy b-day

**Jiminy** · 25th December 2008, 10:17

The funny thing is, if there has been any mistake in our calendar in the past 2,000 years, then Jesus is the only one to have been born ahead of himself.

Now if Jesus comes back to earth, I'm not sure he would have as much success. He probably would end up in a mental hopital:
Jesus: "I'm Jesus"
Warden: "Yeah, right"