Banana With A Gun In It

NC · 15th February 2005, 12:24

Slipstream's pointing a Banana at me, she sez it has a loaded gun in it. I don't want to make any sudden moves or look derectly her in the eye.
I don't know if she's joking or not, she is taller then me, so I can't really read her facial expressions as well as someone my height.
I plan to make a move sometime soon, but I am very unsure what the out come, could possibily be a bad one. There is a blanket on the floor. What if I throw that at her and try to make my escape?
No, I can't! She'll see it coming!
What if I use one of the kids as a human sheild? No! I can't! She could quite possibily get more agressive if I am seen holding one of her cubs. Plus They are so toot!

Maybe if I throw raspberry licorice at her and play a repeat of some form of DIY show.. The TV is so close, but so far away.

Anyway thanks Lena..

This is your fan club thread. :spudwave:

**madboy** · 15th February 2005, 12:28

Originally Posted by NC30_chick

Slipstream's pointing a Banana at me, she sez it has a loaded gun in it.
I plan to make a move sometime soon, but I am very unsure what the out come, There is a blanket on the floor. What if I throw that at her She'll see it coming!
Maybe if I throw raspberry licorice at her and play a repeat of some form of DIY show.. The TV is so close, but so far away.

I question whether I should be reading this stuff at work...

**vifferman** · 15th February 2005, 12:28

Yaaaaay!!! for Lena.

Now put the gun/banana down, and back away from the NC30 Chick....

**Riff Raff** · 15th February 2005, 12:30

I just want to know what her demands are when she's pointing a banana at you????

**jrandom** · 15th February 2005, 12:34

*I* just want to know how big Slipstream's banana is...

**Slipstream** · 15th February 2005, 12:49

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

I just want to know what her demands are ...

This is an official "Demand Statement" from the banana weilder.

MY DEMANDS:

1. NC guarantee, to be at the Waikato Rally with me....to cause as much mischeif as last time

2. That she sings along with me to the song "Cotton Eye Joe"
3. That she name's her first born after me
4. That she doesn't stay to long or too far away from the KB action.
5. That she admits that SpongeBob is waaaaaaaay better than Patrick

These are my demands!
Banana shall be held to her head until demands are met, or the banana goes rotten....or if I can't hold up the banana anymore cos of my puny arm muscles.

BTW... My banana, is sooooooo big, it'd put SOME of you boys to shame

**Riff Raff** · 15th February 2005, 12:52

Demands seem reasonable to me. NC you better just do as she says, otherwise I might point a cucumber at your head tomorrow night!

**Biff** · 15th February 2005, 12:56

Somebody keep Slippie talking, I'm on the phone with the armed veggie and fruit police as we speak. They'll have the place surrounded with Egg Plant stun guns any minute now.