Nice bike. Howszit go?

[trump-lady]

Well, I figure everytime a woman talks to me they are hitting on me.

Funny, they don't talk to me that often, Think I better work on my sexy wink.

maybe because they no youll think they are hitting on you
I find having a bike is harder cause guys presume your a dike

[98tls]

OK......What pray tell would an AMP show be?

LOL,once i recognized my fuck up i had to goggle to save my arse,this fits.http://blog.califaudio.com/2008/10/l...drum-show.html

[Headbanger]

Take it to an AMP show mate,would fit right in.

Ah, You mean an A&P show.

Agricultural and pastoral.

I GET IT, I GET IT.

HAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HHAH


OMFG, Funniest joke EVER

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

[GaZBur]

maybe because they no youll think they are hitting on you
I find having a bike is harder cause guys presume your a dike

I have 2 pink bits on my bike that people notice. An ex red now faded to pink disk carrier on the front and a new can that had a sort of purple bit on it that has faded to pink also. Only my mates gave me a hard time and respected me when I admitted that I was trying to get in touch with my feminine side but failed.
Lots of people comment on my bike - nobody ever hits on me though! Is is because its not a sexy bike or just because I am old and ugly? God I hope its just me and not the bike!

[98tls]

Ah, You mean an A&P show.

Agricultural and pastoral.

I GET IT, I GET IT.

HAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HHAH


OMFG, Funniest joke EVER

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

Yea yea laugh it up fuckerCould have deleted my fuck up but thought na let the man have a chuckle.On ya.

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

Lots of people comment on my bike - nobody ever hits on me though! Is is because its not a sexy bike or just because I am old and ugly? God I hope its just me and not the bike!

Well that is a tough question... I'll get back to yah...

[FJRider]

Well, I figure everytime a woman talks to me they are hitting on me.

You're entitled to your assumptions...

[98tls]

You're entitled to your assumptions...

As your entitled to have webbed feet,i assume.

[FJRider]

As your entitled to have webbed feet,i assume.

Webbed feet is common to coastal and low lying wet areas... Oamaru qualifies....

[AlBundy]

When will a guy ask me about my bike with an articulated question so I can reply what I think.............sighhhhhh

So, do you find adjusting the chain, with the single-sided swingarm, to be a chore or easier than a conventional setup?

[howdamnhard]

Yip had the dumb questions,just people trying to be friendly.Not so far with the new(old) bike.Although my brother in law has been giving me shit that it's got some pink in it.I said we will see how girly it is after I kick your arse with it ( used to kick his arse when riding a GN250).

[howdamnhard]

My ex dumped me on xmas day so I would kinda like that to be true.......

OUCH,talk about lousy timing,you OK?

[shafty]

Good post Trump LAdy, I know what ya mean. In gas stations they just can't resist " We've ya come from" or we're ya off to?" - esp the ST cos it looks like its touring even when ya shootin down to Liquorland for a few coldies.

I have decided NEVER to dissappoint them, eg

"Left Oamaru this morning at 2am, should be in Whangarei for tea all going well" etc - they LOVE IT.

They scurry home and "Hey Mom, guess what..............."

Happy New Year Girl

[howdamnhard]

Hey you....do you snorkel? I wanna ride to Goat Island and go snorkeling in the reserve but I have no friends.........
I dont wanna go alone fish mught nibble my toes

Hmmm,now theres something I haven't done in years.Used to dive there a lot,much cheaper than boat dives(just the cost of an airfill) and lots to see,parking was always a pain.
The far side of the island is good for diving but if your snorkelling stick to the channel and you will see more.How you going to carry your gear on the bike or are you going to hire up there?
Must take the family up there this summer and do some snorkelling/diving.
Heard some poor soul got himself drowned there recently.

[vifferman]

Oh my goodness - so many questions, even if they are silly ones.
Here's the questions and comments I usually get:


















Annoying, huh?