Crap Christmas Party

[Fatt Max]

Gidday all, hope you had a great Christmas and am gearing up for the New Years Celebrations.

Just this minute off the phone to my mate Ronnie in London and he’s told me this cracking story about a Christmas Eve party he was at on….well…Christmas Eve I suppose.

Anyway, party is in full swing and a car load of young guys rock up in a very flash Merc bringing with them this huge flask of Sangria / punch type crap. They leave it outside on the porch and hook into it.

As the party goes on, one of them thinks it would be funny to drop some powdered laxative into someone’s drink so they decide to pick on a guy named Spanner, a good mate of mine and a real headcase.

30 minutes later, Spanner is doubled up and fails to make it to the khazi. He splatters his pants and makes a right royal mess. The young guys think it’s great fun, Spanner disappears through a side door and goes missing for a couple of hours.

When he gets back, all these guys are laughing and pointing at him thinking they have done a real whizzer, then Spanner says to them:

“Yeah real funny you c**ts, but guess where I put my pants….”

Their faces drop as they realise where he may have placed them….and they were right. They open the lid of their Sangria flask and there happily marinating are his shitty undies, and these guys have been drinking it since.

A few green faces and a chunder later and the guys are off, the ring leader gets a smack from Spanner as he leaves and the party thunders on.

The flask is on eBay if anyone wants it.

Fecking great story and no mistake…..

[portokiwi]

Fat Max Sangria is a very nice drink.
if you ever go to the wild fire restarant (Brizilian cooking) try it..... Its made out of either red or white wine, brandy, and something else with fruit put in it....yes like a punch
Gabby makes it all the time.