Nice bike. Howszit go?

[trump-lady]

So today I was bored and decided to go to Maretai beach on the bike. Go for a swim read a book, listen to my ipod and reflect on my shitty year. So I get there park up and I get approached. Now Im always friendly and welcome anyone coming for a chat but it never ceases to amaze me opening lines about the bike. 4 today were

1.Nice bike...howzit go.

I mean how do u answer that? Oh it goes like shit, in fact it doesnt at all?
But I answered..."good"

2.Is it fast?
Ummm its says 955 duh
But I say "yes"

3.Do you ride that?
No its pink, I just got off it and took me helmet off but nah I just tow it here park it up jump on and off it and pretend
But I say..."ummm yeah"

Best one

4. Didnt know girls could ride big bikes like that
.... I didnt know there were such idiots around this planet
But I say "well guess now you do"

All this in two hours

When will a guy ask me about my bike with an articulated question so I can reply what I think.............sighhhhhh

[EJK]

When will a guy ask me about my bike with an articulated question so I can reply what I think.............sighhhhhh

How fast can a 955 can go? lol

No I'm really curious, how fast are they?

[Grahameeboy]

Actually I am more curious as to why a pink bike is parked outside a Family Planning Clinic......

[trump-lady]

Actually I am more curious as to why a pink bike is parked outside a Family Planning Clinic......

LOL...u know that was takin on a ride last year with a group. We stopped for Hells Pizza and EJ took that pic.. I saw it straight away. You are the first to notice..... Funny.... could be interpretated wrong.

Well u ask smart questions....and see things others dont.You even know what family planning is! Im impressed

Thats the best question I heard today.

[Slyer]

You got your packrack and stuff sorted now?

[Grahameeboy]

LOL...u know that was takin on a ride last year with a group. We stopped for Hells Pizza and EJ took that pic.. I saw it straight away. You are the first to notice..... Funny.... could be interpretated wrong.

Well u ask smart questions....and see things others dont.You even know what family planning is! Im impressed

Thats the best question I heard today.

It's my feminine side......plus what life has thrown at me.....but sometimes seeing things that others don't is not always great if you know what I mean....

[gijoe1313]

The biker gods are punishing you for taking a swim instead of riding more!

And thus the parade of fools who have forgotten where their village is! I bet the next time someone asks you plonker questions you can quickly quip back ...

"It used to be my boyfriends, but I murdered him and repainted the bike to hide the blood stains on it"

and and will ensue!

[Gremlin]

When will a guy ask me about my bike with an articulated question so I can reply what I think.............sighhhhhh

What are the gear ratios, and do you think they are about right?

[trump-lady]

You got your packrack and stuff sorted now?

gotta pick it up from squiggles.....then Ill be off camping every weekend

[trump-lady]

The biker gods are punishing you for taking a swim instead of riding more!

And thus the parade of fools who have forgotten where their village is! I bet the next time someone asks you plonker questions you can quickly quip back ...

"It used to be my boyfriends, but I murdered him and repainted the bike to hide the blood stains on it"

and and will ensue!

oh my god I love it!. My ex dumped me on xmas day so I would kinda like that to be true....... wooops

did I say that

[trump-lady]

What are the gear ratios, and do you think they are about right?

ok that questions just confusing lol

youd get a blank stare on that one... or

Im not sure, when I killed my ex by running over him multiple times I think it messed the ratio up

still works though

[trump-lady]

The biker gods are punishing you for taking a swim instead of riding more!

And thus the parade of fools who have forgotten where their village is! I bet the next time someone asks you plonker questions you can quickly quip back ...

"It used to be my boyfriends, but I murdered him and repainted the bike to hide the blood stains on it"

and and will ensue!

Hey you....do you snorkel? I wanna ride to Goat Island and go snorkeling in the reserve but I have no friends.........
I dont wanna go alone fish mught nibble my toes

[Grahameeboy]

ok that questions just confusing lol

youd get a blank stare on that one... or

Im not sure, when I killed my ex by running over him multiple times I think it messed the ratio up

still works though

Was he the ex before or after you ran over him....because if the later then surely he was a "former"

[FJRider]

ok that questions just confusing lol

youd get a blank stare on that one... or

Im not sure, when I killed my ex by running over him multiple times I think it messed the ratio up

still works though

Thats the worst thing about motorcycles... when you run over your ex... NO REVERSE... ya have to do a U turn... with all that blood on the tyres...its dangerous...

[trump-lady]

Thats the worst thing about motorcycles... when you run over your ex... NO REVERSE... ya have to do a U turn... with all that blood on the tyres...its dangerous...

yes very slippery

and hell to clean....