Coming out

**nosebleed** · 1st January 2009, 08:49

King Arthur may have been... but his boyfriend was definately gay!

**Usarka** · 1st January 2009, 08:59

Originally Posted by Grahameeboy

King Arthur was straight........

Rubbish he became king after pulling on someone elses sword.

He then went furniture shopping not because his missus made him but because he wanted to, and against all the advice of his male friends bought a "round" table. Not square or conformist. But fabulous.

Originally Posted by King Arthur

It'll go just fabulous in the knight's board room darling, and I can snuggle up nice and close to lancey-poo

**Scouse** · 1st January 2009, 09:05

Just tell them strait up that your an arse bandit ,if they say "what" you can then say you like to lick the brown star, if they again say "what" say "I'm a fookin chutney Ferret a fudge-packer a purveyor of the chocolate oyster" if they still don't get it then that will be because they are in denial hope this helps.

**Owl** · 1st January 2009, 09:18

Originally Posted by Grahameeboy

Always seeing a sales opportunity eh......maybe a new range called "GAYiMOTO"....lol

HOMOMOTO slip's off the tongue better!

**Indiana_Jones** · 1st January 2009, 09:22

Just go, "mum, dad.....I love Honda's and Top Gun......."

-Indy

**Oakie** · 1st January 2009, 09:28

(Assuming this isn't a New Year's piss-take) ... My uncle is gay and religious. (I am neither incidentally). When he realised he was gay about 50 years ago he decided that God made him that way for a purpose so he went into the ministry (Presbyterian I believe) and has remained gay until this day. I'm not suggesting that you take holy vows or anything but perhaps taking the track that God made you this way and that you need to follow it through to find out why may help with your family.

If they get all hot, heavy and emotional you can throw this little gem in ... "Well at least I know God still loves me even if you don't".

Good luck.

**Scouse** · 1st January 2009, 09:30

Or you could be more subtle with this method. If some male film star or sports personality is on the TV you should extend a limp wrist and say "Ooooo he's sooooooo devine" then promptly go over to the TV and lick the screen.

**The Pastor** · 1st January 2009, 09:33

Originally Posted by motorbyclist

i dunno, my partner, drider87, is a good friend of the family and is still "in the closet" about this....

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? was I just a summer fling then?

**Scouse** · 1st January 2009, 09:39

Or say to your Mom " Mom thanks for the Chrismas Fudge that you have made for us all but the sort of Fudge that I like has to be fresh and served at 36.5 degrees C and smells a bit like poo".

**nodrog:Me** · 1st January 2009, 09:54

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=8X7rS-2ONdo

**fire eyes** · 1st January 2009, 10:04

good luck! I admire a man who admires men and not afraid to publically express it

**Usarka** · 1st January 2009, 10:11

Originally Posted by fire eyes

good luck! I admire a man who admires men and not afraid to publically express it

Are you saying you dig gay pron? Maybe you could lend him some to ummm fuel the fire.....

**motorbyclist** · 1st January 2009, 10:28

yumm

**HungusMaximist** · 1st January 2009, 10:59

Hahaha! Andrew you fucken arse biscuit!

No fucken way does Dushi like cock! Especially that fithly westy cock of yours!

Nearly got me there....

Fooled eveyone else though... hahahaha