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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    See what I mean, you have just NO idea about cool!!
    all this from someone who wears blue pants, blue shirt, blue hat, blue jacket, and a blue top, and drives a blue white and orange car.......not to mention ya bike :eyepoke:

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    lol.. gotta love a way a thread starts off as one thing, moves onto something else, then that's boring so onto the next..
    just find it funny..
    yeah its all my fault........im full of shit that is dying to get out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by R1AaronKDX
    yeah its all my fault........im full of shit that is dying to get out.
    that's alright.. better out than in, I've always been told..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    lol.. gotta love a way a thread starts off as one thing, moves onto something else
    Ohhh yeah.... good point, ok then

    Quote Originally Posted by Biff Baff
    .....so I posted a photo of a good friend of mine (and a KB'er)
    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper_CBR
    tell mr BB who is it?
    GOOOooooOOLEY I know I know, pick me......... damn I heard that the party got messy, dident relise that it got "that" messy tho
    cheers DD
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    Quote Originally Posted by R1AaronKDX
    if i was after a "Aaron" bike of the 250 range it would be a TZR
    Whatever rings your ring-a-ding...

    Quote Originally Posted by R1AaronKDX
    why did you buy the Zeal??? right price? your on ya learners? your in2 self masicisum?
    Indeed. I'm still on a restricted licence, it was only $2,500, and it is beautiful beyond compare. Except for all the dinged-up bits and the permanent layer of grime, of course. But with the eyes of love, one can see past such surface trivialities.

    And I don't think masochism comes into it; quite the opposite. It's the most comfy two fiddy I've ridden. 7 hours in the saddle and one's arse still feels pert and refreshed, with nary a twinge in the wrists, shoulders or knees.

    To compare, I couldn't even do a two-hour run on a CBR250RR from Takapuna to Clevedon and back without multiple agonising roadside stretchy stops. I am not very, hmmmm, bendable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous
    GOOOooooOOLEY I know I know, pick me......... damn I heard that the party got messy, dident relise that it got "that" messy tho
    Twas a party to end all parties, and the 'no tales from tour' rule firmly applies.

    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom
    You know, I hadn't heard that particular euphemism before.

    It's very descriptive, isn't it?
    Oh yes. It's up there with chocolate starfish and bullet wound. But my all time favourite (particularly when my 5 year old son says it) is, " dropping the kids of at the pool". Any guesses?









    That's right kids - it's taking a shit. A classic, in my house at least.
    This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:

    Thavalayolee
    You Frog Fucker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff Baff
    Twas a party to end all parties, and the 'no tales from tour' rule firmly applies.
    Whoever it was aside (STILL don't care haha), I do kind of wish I went to parties that you couldn't talk about afterwards

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff Baff
    Twas a party to end all parties, and the 'no tales from tour' rule firmly applies.



    Oh yes. It's up there with chocolate starfish and bullet wound. But my all time favourite (particularly when my 5 year old son says it) is, " dropping the kids of at the pool". Any guesses?









    That's right kids - it's taking a shit. A classic, in my house at least.
    It is actually "dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool" - you know, "away for a Donald Trump"...
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
    " Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"

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    Quote Originally Posted by R1AaronKDX
    all this from someone who wears blue pants, blue shirt, blue hat, blue jacket, and a blue top, and drives a blue white and orange car.......not to mention ya bike :eyepoke:
    So you DO know what's cool?

    And don't get in my way when I'm in the blue white and YELLOW car!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    So you DO know what's cool?

    And don't get in my way when I'm in the blue white and YELLOW car!!
    Dang i hate the ones wif Yella....but not much chance of getting in the way of one tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    It is actually "dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool" - you know, "away for a Donald Trump"...
    I couldnt give a Cosby. It's all crap to me.
    This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:

    Thavalayolee
    You Frog Fucker

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    Quote Originally Posted by R1AaronKDX
    Dang i hate the ones wif Yella....but not much chance of getting in the way of one tho
    No but the plain one however....
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff Baff
    chocolate starfish and bullet wound.
    I must be naive...what do these mean?
    RED RED RED
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipstream
    I must be naive...what do these mean?
    Remove trousers and knickers.

    Lay mirror on floor.

    Place one foot either side, bend knees to 45°.

    Look down.

    At that moment, you will become Enlightened.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom
    Remove trousers and knickers.

    Lay mirror on floor.

    Place one foot either side, bend knees to 45°.

    Look down.

    At that moment, you will become Enlightened.
    Ah...sort of...ass-ume the position?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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