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  1. 4th January 2009, 18:39 #16
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    Sheesh. I thought I was fat.

    I'm 5'10" and 92kgs. However in July I was 106kgs.
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
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    138.5 kgs and 181cms !! Fat Bastard!!

    I'm just short for my weight
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    I am 6 foot tall with a height to weight ratio of 15kg per foot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DesmoJohnny View Post
    138.5 kgs and 181cms !! Fat Bastard!!

    I'm just short for my weight
    i think you are winning...





    I am off to eat more pies...
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    Fat bikers bounce better too

    Technically I'm not slow as I'm carrying a permanent pillion
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    Quote Originally Posted by DesmoJohnny View Post
    Fat bikers bounce better too

    Technically I'm not slow as I'm carrying a permanent pillion
    I know what you mean , I carry my pillion on the tank.
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    Hopefully not me.........was 108.5kg...............on a "diet".......promised myself a new toy when i'm down to 90kgs.....98.6kg at present.........so its a "street triple" or similar by about feb/march if i try..........or donuts if i fail!!!
    Seriously though crimbo with very little piss and no choc's was effing difficult.
    No wonder all the sheila's moan about being on a diet!!!
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    FFS.....do I need to put that pic up as well??....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    FFS.....do I need to put that pic up as well??....
    Hmmm...well yes you do. I didnt make the hottest chick list so show me the fat bastard photos
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    Quote Originally Posted by riffer View Post
    Sheesh. I thought I was fat.

    I'm 5'10" and 92kgs. However in July I was 106kgs.
    Same as me. But I have put 25kg of muscle on in the last six years.

    According to the BMI index I'm obese.
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    Shit i thought i was in the running...But only 124kg...i better go eat some more chocolates and ice creamnice and cuddly...but really wide as im only 3'.2''
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    It would appear that I'm not as fat a bastard as I thought I was.

    I must just be a bastard then.
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    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while
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    One has been avoiding pies of late.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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