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    Quote Originally Posted by tommygun View Post
    Eat more pies boy! if you turned sideways you would disappear


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skiddy View Post
    Me...

    62kg...
    Lookit that flabby body. You could feed a Ethiopian family for weeks off that. Or gut it and use it as a warm coat then fly off into the stars to become a jedi dude. Either or.


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    1830 mm tall and 133000 grams ! hah take that !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WarrenW View Post
    1830 mm tall and 133000 grams ! hah take that !!!

    Thats alot of 50 bags

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    5'11 & a petite 132.5kg (not fat, but portly)
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX View Post
    ...........120kg
    What-sitting on your bike in full gear?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BarBender View Post
    I know a guy who's 6'6" tips the scales at 140, rides a k7 gixxer thou and has completed 10 Grand Challenges.....

    Big guy with a big heart to boot.....
    Bugger me days, you dont half make that bike look small. I've never seen a thou look so dinky before.
















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    Quote Originally Posted by Storm View Post
    Bugger me days, you dont half make that bike look small. I've never seen a thou look so dinky before.
















    Oh shit, please dont eat me for being a bit cheeky
    I dunno ive seen some pretty dinky looking cbr1000's...

    Spose when you have 5 men doing a daisy chain on it it makes it look more dinky...

    The things you see in Ruawai... and some parts of hamilton.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Storm View Post
    What-sitting on your bike in full gear?

    I'm still trying to figure out how I know you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX View Post
    I'm still trying to figure out how I know you...

    I'd put it down to a night in Ruawai?

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    Why are skinny people posting in this thread?

    Anybody less than 95kg dripping wet should fuck off and start their own puny emaciated thread somewhere else. It is this constant erosion of standards that is the problem with Kiwi Biker. Why don't the Mods do something about it, is what I want to know!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Why are skinny people posting in this thread?

    Anybody less than 95kg dripping wet should fuck off and start their own puny emaciated thread somewhere else. It is this constant erosion of standards that is the problem with Kiwi Biker. Why don't the Mods do something about it, is what I want to know!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Why are skinny people posting in this thread?

    Anybody less than 95kg dripping wet should fuck off and start their own puny emaciated thread somewhere else. It is this constant erosion of standards that is the problem with Kiwi Biker. Why don't the Mods do something about it, is what I want to know!

    You just neeed a hug eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Why are skinny people posting in this thread?

    Anybody less than 95kg dripping wet should fuck off and start their own puny emaciated thread somewhere else. It is this constant erosion of standards that is the problem with Kiwi Biker. Why don't the Mods do something about it, is what I want to know!
    Shall I start a "Who is the skinniest bastard on KB?" thread then?

    Although we really should be talking in Body Mass Index (BMI), as some of these blokes are pretty tall and therefore not that fat.

    Do you think many people would be able to work out their BMI though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MsKABC View Post
    Do you think many people would be able to work out their BMI though?
    http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/

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