Good lord. If Jody hadn't already been snoring her head off, we could've had some form of internet orgy.
In related musings, has anyone ever used baby oil on an actual baby? I'm pretty sure it's just marketed that way as some kind of joke; I mean, surely they know what's really done with 99% of it.
How about that web page, eh? 'Baby massage'. Pfft. I tried that shit. The little toerags just wriggled and squawked.
Of course, now that they're older and considerably more of a pain in the arse to massage, it's become the most powerful tool I have to get them to shut up and go to sleep at night.
Apart from hotboxing their bedrooms, of course.
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