Please spellcheck and correct my grammar

[Oscar]

Ah... I think that should be "prat", Sir.

Meh - I did consider that, but as it's informal and colloquial, the spell check didn't work.

The biter bit. A problem for someone who is both pedantic and in a hurry...

[Skunk]

If your grammar and spelling is too bad the point you're trying to get across may be lost.
Therefore your post ends up being nothing more than a target for the spelling and grammar checkers and nothing more.

Put a little effort in. Your posts will be clearer.

This is not directed at anyone in particular.