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  1. 4th January 2009, 17:51 #1
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    Who is the fattest bastard on KB?

    125KG


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    98kg, no point having a nine inch nail if you ain't got a big hammer to drive it home with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    125KG


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    125 kg....and how tall? because if your 10 ft tall that's no too bad!
    Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
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    do i even qualify?
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    Quote Originally Posted by firefighter View Post
    125 kg....and how tall? because if your 10 ft tall that's no too bad!
    Mansize.

    Otherwise known as 6 foot.

    Fat as, Wear a XXXL......
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    I'm off to shoot a dairy owner and steal a hundred bucks from his till, if he dies, it's the dumb curries fault for not wearing a bullet proof vest.
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    New Zealand, where cows are happy, men are men, sheep are nervous and horses are fast because they heard about the sheep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    75kg

    do i even qualify?
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    126 Kgs and 183cm tall just a little lad next to my son's
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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJafa View Post
    52kg.

    Does holding an umbrella intimidate you when there is wind?!!
    Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
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    107 and a six footer, bugger I miss out again. This is one contest that someone else can win
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    ummmmm 135ish and about 196 cm.... guess that puts me in the lead?
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    Quote Originally Posted by firefighter View Post
    Does holding an umbrella intimidate you when there is wind?!!
    Are you kidding? I duck when I walk past desk fans.


    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    I'm off to shoot a dairy owner and steal a hundred bucks from his till, if he dies, it's the dumb curries fault for not wearing a bullet proof vest.
    Quote Originally Posted by maddad View Post
    New Zealand, where cows are happy, men are men, sheep are nervous and horses are fast because they heard about the sheep.

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