If you happen to be the Suzuki rider

[Tank]

Who last night at about 5.45 screamed up Barrys point road doing about 90, then proceeded to yell abuse and wave a fist at the Subaru that was reversing (carefully because of bikes).

I have some helpful hints for you.

One - If you get yell abuse at someone - at least have the decency to be in the 'right'

Two - If you yell abuse at someone - Don't stop 30 seconds down the road to look in Holshots shop windows.

Three - Always remember that people are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you are going to get. It may be a 40 menopausal housewife who is intimidated by your actions. Or some overweight fucker who is more than happy to discuss the matter in hand.

Four - When said driver of car gets out and comes over to rip your smarmy fucken little face off - don't panic jump on bike and run off like a bitch.

If you want to be a 'hard ass biker' at least have the backbone to back up your mouth. Its a fundamental 'man rule'

Little fuck.


Yours in peace and tranquility.

-Tank

[Badjelly]

What else can you expect from a Suzuki rider?

[Drogen Omen]

!!!!! i ride a Suzuki....

I'm not a GSXR wanker though...

[Mully]

What else can you expect from a Suzuki rider?

Ahem!
From a Scorpio rider??

[FJRider]

It may be a 40 menopausal housewife who is intimidated by your actions. Or some overweight fucker who is more than happy to discuss the matter in hand.

Which one are you ...???

[Big Dave]

Absolutely correct. I don't like Subarus either.

[Her_C4]

........

Three - Always remember that people are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you are going to get. It may be a 40 menopausal housewife who is intimidated by your actions.
-Tank

anyone that has any *real* experience with a menopausal housewife of any age will appreciate that she is probably not going to be intimidated by pretty much anything - least of all a 'little fuck' on a Suzuki at 5.45am...



...as you were.

[Badjelly]

Ahem! From a Scorpio rider??

I prefer to think of myself as a Yamaha rider.

[Tank]

Which one are you ...???

Sometimes I cant tell myself. I blame the hormones. BTW - Did anyone see Thlema and Louise last night?

Absolutely correct. I don't like Subarus either.

B'arch! I didnt have a choice - I had to buy her a car for xmas and she was looking at a Toyota. It was the lesser of 2 evils.

[Badjelly]

I prefer to think of myself as a Yamaha rider.

Or a not-Harley rider.

[sosman]

What else can you expect from a Suzuki rider?

A standup wheelie at least!

[Oscar]

Who last night at about 5.45 screamed up Barrys point road doing about 90, then proceeded to yell abuse and wave a fist at the Subaru that was reversing (carefully because of bikes).

I have some helpful hints for you.

One - If you get yell abuse at someone - at least have the decency to be in the 'right'

Two - If you yell abuse at someone - Don't stop 30 seconds down the road to look in Holshots shop windows.

Three - Always remember that people are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you are going to get. It may be a 40 menopausal housewife who is intimidated by your actions. Or some overweight fucker who is more than happy to discuss the matter in hand.

Four - When said driver of car gets out and comes over to rip your smarmy fucken little face off - don't panic jump on bike and run off like a bitch.

If you want to be a 'hard ass biker' at least have the backbone to back up your mouth. Its a fundamental 'man rule'

Little fuck.


Yours in peace and tranquility.

-Tank

Nice rant.
A little short, but good use of the Forrest Gump analogy.
The contrasting sign off is a nice finishing touch.
The Russian Judge gives it an eight point five...

[Sparrowhawk]

It's funny, I was going to start a thread today too titled "if you happen to be the Suzuki rider", but mine was going to be a little different.

I was blatting along Clevedon Road at about 7pm-ish last night, and a Suzuki 600 (GSXF maybe??) comes up beside me & tries to get me to race. So to that Suzuki rider:

1) I'm not going to race you on the road. I'll give you the satisfaction now: you win. Your 600cc sports bike would probably beat my 250cc commuter. Congratulations. But if you want to race, go to a track day.

2) I'll never race anyone who's idea of Bike Gear = Sneakers, shorts, singlet.
That's it. Not even a fugging helmet. I know, it's your head, but if we're riding in close proximity, and you get a bug in your eye, you'll probably swerve into me, and take me out.

Tank, it's probably better that your antagonist rode off, who needs an assault charge?

[Tank]

Tank, it's probably better that your antagonist rode off, who needs an assault charge?

I collect 'em like infractions - that would have been my fourth (admittedly the others were a few years back)

[Kiwi Graham:Me]

What else can you expect from a Suzuki rider?

Oi !!

Or a not-Harley rider.

Oi !!!!