Back to Work Blues

[vifferman]

Hell of a place to park a tent, was the road noise a bother?....

Those cars are only very tiny y'know. I think they were driven by ants...

[Lias]

I'm definitly "over" being back at work after 3 days but its just manifesting itself as doign fuckall work rather than wanting to quit. The payrise that kicked in on the 1st of Jan may have something to do with that however lol!

[vifferman]

The payrise that kicked in on the 1st of Jan may have something to do with that however lol!

Payrise?!?
You lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky [gasp] lucky lucky lucky lucky bastidge!

I thought (and we were told) that when our company was bought out by the Megalithic Mrkn Monster it would make no real difference. However (but!) first they messed with our email ("No sarcasm!" "Email will be randomly monitored!" "All email will go through our server in Noo Yawk!" [which lasted until we rebelled at having 20% email functionality and insisted on reverting to our own server]), then they sconed our Xmas do (no, they didn't make scones for us, just canceled it because of the poor people in Lower Bumphuk who they had to lay off so their execs could still get their 7 figure salaries), now they aren't rewarding our excellent performance because someone (their execs?) might go "Waaah!!" if they find out.
Fukkit.
I reckon we should mutiny, and secede from the Almighty Megalithic Mrkn Monster!
Give ourselves 250% payrises!
Have Xmas parties every day!

Sit around on our bums drinking coffee and browsing the Interdweeb instead of working.

...wait... I already do that...

[Stirts]

I am very much in the death grip of "going back to work blues" I have already started seeking out new employment. I don't actually go back until Monday and just the thought makes me break out into a cold sweat and my stomach heavy with knots

But I must admit I get paid pretty well considering I have to do sweet bugger all. It pays the bills and puts the fuel in the bike and that is all that matters

[Lias]

Payrise?!?
You lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky [gasp] lucky lucky lucky lucky bastidge!

We're remarkably lucky in that our employer actually gives us resonsably regular cost of living increases.

[Skunk Control]

Buggar, already got the back to work blues and I don't start back till Monday, crap, but it could be worse

[Mully]

A recruitment person once told me (many moons ago) that January was when everyone started looking for jobs - for this very reason.

Still, once Miss Mully is earing the big money, I can retire and play golf all day.