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  1. 8th January 2009, 17:37 #1
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    Aussie wanker

    http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...001021,00.html
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  2. 8th January 2009, 17:41 #2
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    Bugger - I should have put this in Gubbs dollar thread.
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    Sooo...what's wrong with that...?
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    FFS, you cant even have a wank in the privacy of your own car?

    What a fucked up country.
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    So, if he shot his wad, while being clocked at 135kph, would that be the makings of "The Worlds Fastest Sperm"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tri boy View Post
    So, if he shot his wad, while being clocked at 135kph, would that be the makings of "The Worlds Fastest Sperm"?
    Nah mate - I can come waaay faster n that.... oh... hang on.....
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    Did he cum to a sputtering halt??
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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    Haha. He just copped a life sentance of mocking down at the pub. What a tosser.

    You couldn't make that up, the truth is always more bizarre.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Aussie wanker
    nothing new to see here move along
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  10. 8th January 2009, 20:03 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by NighthawkNZ View Post
    nothing new to see here move along
    Just because it's normal behavior in Dunedin etc etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Just because it's normal behavior in Dunedin etc etc.
    The local rule is that ya have to exceed 180kph throughout the whole 'procedure'......
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    Guffaw!

    I'd say long term class A abuse.
    (in every sense of the term)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Aussie wanker
    Dept of Redundancies Department?
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  14. 9th January 2009, 11:12 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Horse View Post
    Dept of Redundancies Department?
    Don't forget we gave you the Pavlova.
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    The court heard Erhardt had been travelling south along the Stuart Highway, had been smoking cannabis while driving and was filming himself masturbating with a video camera last July.
    So how do you masturbate with a video camera?

    On second thoughts, don't answer that!
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