Aussie wanker

[Big Dave]

So how do you masturbate with a video camera?

On second thoughts, don't answer that!

Certainly wouldn't be a shake free model.

The best pun is the 'Stiff sentence' headline I reckon. (I was going to go all newspaper and say 'slug' - but ewwww)

[nallac]

Hahahaha
you've got nearly 5 kgs of pot,a loaded firearm in the car, the last thing you want to do is draw attention to yourself by speeding .............

that is unless you enjoy dropping the soap in the shower in prison..

[oldrider]

Well girls, that puts to bed the myth that men can't multitask! John.

[Number One]

Well girls, that puts to bed the myth that men can't multitask! John.

true that...and he was doing all the important things too!