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    Quote Originally Posted by GIXser View Post
    should have left it with the first 4 words.....
    What's funny, pretty boy, is if I do get a chance to swing, I'll be aiming at going as quick as your lap times.

    Imagine a trike, two up, going faster than your Superbike
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    Imagine a trike, two up, going faster than your Superbike
    Shouldn't be to hard to do, should it?
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    What's funny, pretty boy, is if I do get a chance to swing, I'll be aiming at going as quick as your lap times.

    Imagine a trike, two up, going faster than your Superbike
    impossible,........... cos you'll crash 17 times in the race!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    What's funny, pretty boy, is if I do get a chance to swing, I'll be aiming at going as quick as your lap times.

    Imagine a trike, two up, going faster than your Superbike
    Kick, Im highly bemused & youre the only guy that knows why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    Kick, Im highly bemused & youre the only guy that knows why.
    Spill please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    Spill please.
    Your arse sliding up the track & shouting a dozen piss springs to mind.
    Actually, if i recall, you did do a race at Puke with pie eating homo. As you were then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    Actually, if i recall, you did do a race at Puke with pie eating homo. As you were then.
    You recall incorrectly, not that we would let someone sneak out in the scrub in session or anything
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    Your arse sliding up the track & shouting a dozen piss springs to mind.
    Actually, if i recall, you did do a race at Puke with pie eating homo. As you were then.
    Think you've got the wrong guy mate.

    A lifetime of wanking has ensured I have one fucken excellent grip. The only way Divo was gonna shake me off was turn that bitch upside down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post

    A lifetime of wanking has ensured I have one fucken excellent grip.
    Two things

    1) At least you're honest about it;

    2) Haven't you got a hot missus for that sort of thing now?
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    When I'm abit older i really want to try sidecar swinging, mind you not at the speedway I reckon thats even more nuts.

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    ive done some speedway sidecar swinging, what a rush and would highly recommend it to try ,would love to try on the road to compare the two
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    I officially offer my services as a sidecar swinger too! I'm old, I'm slow BUT I'm fat too...

    Maybe I should offer myself as an anchor...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    You recall incorrectly, not that we would let someone sneak out in the scrub in session or anything
    Please explain, or this is going international.

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...hlight=swingin

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    Please explain, or this is going international.

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...hlight=swingin
    Steve, I'm all blinged out but thank you for posting the link, I'd forgotten it even existed. Sitting here with a big shit eating grin on my face remembering the awesome times with Warwick, Jo and the Macefields staying come Nationals time, paying each other out 24/7.

    When's the next event and where do I sign.

    Ps. That wasn't a race and please I thought all was legal
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    I might consider swinging with Bob if he treats me right
    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?

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