Stolen zippo.

[pzkpfw]

Screw Zippo.

You needed a Ronson.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...k_Iwo_Jima.jpg

[Fatt Max]

just that 90% of 'martial artist' cannot fight their ways out of a paper bag.

Too fucking right mate. I have 20 years of Judo, Aikido and Wing Chun behind me and never, in all that time, have I ever found myself in a paper bag. Lucky really cos otherwise I would have been proper fucked...

Ok, nosebagging on a mince and cheese dont count, neither does spewing on an aeroplane...

As for the lighter, mayber it should have been heavier, then the geezer may not have been able to walk off with it......know wot I mean Jon....

[BoristheBiter]

Ok,
So something happened to me last night, and I don't think i've ever been so angry.
I was at work at 3 in the morning (nightclub) and a couple of guys come down, tell them we're closed and they were fine with it, 1 of them asks to borrow a lighter, i give him my zippo, he lights his smoke and hands it to his mate, who lights his and continues to play with it.
My workm8 comes outside and starts chatting to them and about 5 minutes later they decide to leave.
I ask him for my lighter back and he ignores me, and starts walking, I follow him up the street and ask him for it again, he refuses to even admit he still has it and continues walking away. Catch up to him and ask him to empty his pockets, he refuses. At this point I'm fuming and wondering what the f**k to do. He's with a friend and im alone, I'm not exactly the biggest guy ever.
I was doing him a favour by letting them use it....
What do you do in a situation like that??
My instinct says smak him over,
my brain says calm down and let it go....
I'd had it for 7 years......

Lit the smoke for him, never let the lighter out of your hands in the first place.
buy a new one and learn.

[Indiana_Jones]

Lit the smoke for him, never let the lighter out of your hands in the first place.

Pretty much it....

-Indy

[Smifffy]

I think this thread dredge is a great idea!! After all, what better time to go get some payback on the dude who took the lighter?

Revenge is a dish best served cold, and all that.




Or else it's been long enough for the OP to realise that it wasn't the end of the world....

[Indiana_Jones]

Or else it's been long enough for the OP to realise that it wasn't the end of the world....

I think they topped themselves.....

-Indy

[Usarka]

Can I borrow some money?

[Madness]

I think they topped themselves.....

Doused themselves in lighter fluid.....

[avgas]

Should have taken a photo of him and gone straight.....

Back to the bar. Print out said photo of 2 boys writing underneath
"Gay lovers stole who my zippo"
put said photo somewhere public and inaccessible.

[aprilia_RS250]

Ok,
So something happened to me last night, and I don't think i've ever been so angry.
I was at work at 3 in the morning (nightclub) and a couple of guys come down, tell them we're closed and they were fine with it, 1 of them asks to borrow a lighter, i give him my zippo, he lights his smoke and hands it to his mate, who lights his and continues to play with it.
My workm8 comes outside and starts chatting to them and about 5 minutes later they decide to leave.
I ask him for my lighter back and he ignores me, and starts walking, I follow him up the street and ask him for it again, he refuses to even admit he still has it and continues walking away. Catch up to him and ask him to empty his pockets, he refuses. At this point I'm fuming and wondering what the f**k to do. He's with a friend and im alone, I'm not exactly the biggest guy ever.
I was doing him a favour by letting them use it....
What do you do in a situation like that??
My instinct says smak him over,
my brain says calm down and let it go....
I'd had it for 7 years......

Oh my god similar thing happened to me when I was 21 or 22... 2am Queen st waiting to meet some mates, this guy, lowrider jeans wonna be gangsta with a poly accent asked to borrow my lighter and sure enough I let him use it. Then he started walking off and I said "oi!" can I have my lighter back? He said "uhh thinks I'll keep it ehhh kuz". I see a cop car driving down keeping an eye on things and I flag it over and ask them if they can help. 5min later he was in the back seat off to cop station, there was a warrant out for him for something like failing to show up in court. As they cuffed him up I laughed at him so hard and told him to make sure he keeps his snatch tight that night (I'll agree was a bit under the influence of the grog and felt like laughing him down and making him feel like an utter dickhead).

[BuzzardNZ]

Oh my god similar thing happened to me when I was 21 or 22... 2am Queen st waiting to meet some mates, this guy, lowrider jeans wonna be gangsta with a poly accent asked to borrow my lighter and sure enough I let him use it. Then he started walking off and I said "oi!" can I have my lighter back? He said "uhh thinks I'll keep it ehhh kuz". I see a cop car driving down keeping an eye on things and I flag it over and ask them if they can help. 5min later he was in the back seat off to cop station, there was a warrant out for him for something like failing to show up in court. As they cuffed him up I laughed at him so hard and told him to make sure he keeps his snatch tight that night (I'll agree was a bit under the influence of the grog and felt like laughing him down and making him feel like an utter dickhead).

good job matey

[HQfiend]

Geez thread dredge and a half!
Short answer is your zippo never leaves your hands! Otherwise suck it up you muppet!