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    Swinging services available

    Not alot of use, but if any sidecar teams injure a swinger (and they undoubtably will) during the North Island Nationals or Paeroa, I've got seventy kg of quick moving mass available.

    Wont cost a cent.

    Kickaha and Dave have my phone number if required, never further than 6 hours away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    Not alot of use, but if any sidecar teams injure a swinger (and they undoubtably will) during the North Island Nationals or Paeroa, I've got seventy kg of quick moving mass available.

    Wont cost a cent.

    Kickaha and Dave have my phone number if required, never further than 6 hours away.
    F**k, you musta been eating plenty of pies to put on that much weight since I saw you last.
    Good luck with finding a place to swing...
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    I hope someone takes you up on the offer wt.It's something I always wanted to try but the next thing I swing off will probably be a Zimmerman
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    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    I hope someone takes you up on the offer wt.It's something I always wanted to try but the next thing I swing off will probably be a Zimmerman
    Go to a "Have a go day" mate. Best fun you can have with your pants on.

    And YT. You know I'm all solid man. 'Specially for a cutey like you.



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    I understand that there is a swinger shortage this season.
    I heard yesterday that Pete the Pom needs a passenger, His sidecar is #111.
    Im fairly monogomous as a passenger so wont be offering my services, but im sure if you put yourself out there you will certainly get a ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    Not alot of use, but if any sidecar teams injure a swinger (and they undoubtably will) during the North Island Nationals or Paeroa, I've got seventy kg of quick moving mass available.

    Wont cost a cent.

    Kickaha and Dave have my phone number if required, never further than 6 hours away.

    I sent you a txt about that very thing a week ago you cock and you never replied

    Better stock up on those mutton pies
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
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    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Hmmmmm,
    I'm thinking, 2 sidecars, 1 passenger...........
    Just need Sidecar Bob to ride one at Paeroa, and all we'd need was 2 more passengers.......
    Could do with the extra beers.................
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Knock on this door, may have some luck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    I sent you a txt about that very thing a week ago you cock and you never replied

    Better stock up on those mutton pies
    Bet you sent it to my old number you fucken idjit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    Bet you sent it to my old number you fucken idjit.
    He's an idjit as well as a homo???
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    He's an idjit as well as a homo???
    I'm assuming here of course. He does ride with Dave after all........
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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Hmmmmm,
    I'm thinking, 2 sidecars, 1 passenger...........
    Just need Sidecar Bob to ride one at Paeroa, and all we'd need was 2 more passengers.......
    Could do with the extra beers.................


    STOP THE BUS

    I swing with you oooo rrrrrr


    WT swings with BOB


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaun View Post
    STOP THE BUS

    I swing with you oooo rrrrrr


    WT swings with BOB


    Buy You are NOT allowed to scare me, and PS, do our current Licenses allow us on the deck

    I am serious about this!
    Standard MNZ licence was my understanding.

    I'm not going anywhere near Bob. I hear he's got abnormally long digits......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaun View Post
    do our current Licenses allow us on the deck
    Yes..........

    Dont forget to bring a slab of piss
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaun View Post
    You are NOT allowed to scare me
    LOL! he wouldn't dream of it

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