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    10 peeves that dogs have about humans

    10 peeves that Dogs have about humans

    1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!
    2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
    3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out
    Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
    4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
    5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we
    chew your stuff up when you're not home.
    6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo
    Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
    7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised
    when I freak out every time we go back!
    8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry,
    but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
    9.Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur?
    10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know
    the truth, you're just jealous.

    Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here!!! You don't see me picking up your poo do you ???
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    That's right! Arf! Arf ARF!!

    A laydee I work with got a puppy (poopy?) for Xmas. She called him "Honey".
    FFS! Did she ask him before giving him such a poofy name?

    I bet he thinks he's called Fang, or Bruiser, or somesuch...

    You just know he's gonna make up for it by being extra bad...
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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