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    Cool as Ice

    You must watch this film if you've never seen it before. It's so cheesy it makes Torque look serious.
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    Bonus points if you can identify Vanilla's bike.

    More Bonus points if you can identify the black female singer.



    I'm visualizing a South Auckland remake.
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    Don't tell me thats a gsxr to further perpetuate the steriotype... Its a pretty funny movie. Funny sad like

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    That's a GIXXER 1100 oh yeah.

    I like boys

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    Respect where it's due Drew but nobody pulls a decent wheelie in the movie. Mind you, nobody outruns the cops at over 200k's too either...............

    I still can't figure out how he jumps the fence without a ramp?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    I still can't figure out how he jumps the fence without a ramp?
    noob.... hell up here we do that at our basic handling.

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    I want two things now,

    1st, the last 2 hours of my life back.

    2nd, the DVD

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    That was the greatest movie i've seen for a while.

    At 2 hours in length, it had approximately 4 minutes of plotline. The rest was a vehicle for haircuts.

    Awesome!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    That was the greatest movie i've seen for a while.

    At 2 hours in length, it had approximately 4 minutes of plotline. The rest was a vehicle for haircuts.
    With the amount of hairspray he had I reckon it'd provide better protection than a lot of helmets.


    I thought the humongous orange jacket deserved it's own movie. Can you imagine wearing that in Arizona or whatever desert they were in?

    "You don't know me, you don't know me at all"
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    Fuck off, cheese has no place in pies
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    "Drop the Zero, get with a Hero".

    "It would be spiteful, to put jellyfish in a trifle."
    \m/ o.o \m/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    That was the greatest movie i've seen for a while.

    At 2 hours in length, it had approximately 4 minutes of plotline. The rest was a vehicle for haircuts and Flouro Clothing.

    Awesome!
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    "Vanilla Ice's motorcycle was a 1991 Suzuki GSX-1100M with twin exhausts (one on either side) and custom "electric yellow" paint job, although the cover features the same bike with graphics on. (this was later decided that it would clash with Vanilla's wardrobe so they opted for a minimilistic option)."

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    it was a brilliant movie yup yup!

    lol, i enjoyed the cheesy goodness of it and how he came out as the hero in about 2mins of rescuing etc at the end...

    the black singer lady in the beginning (if that's what you were after) is Naomi Campbell (sp?)
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    It is the single greatest motorcycle movie ever!
    I'm going to try ride my bike over a car, two up, just like he did.
    No other bike movie can compete.
    While you sit there liking things just cos' everyone else does, I'll be standing up here keeping it real.

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    Ive based my whole life on that film, dont mock it if you cant understand what a beautiful man he is.

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    wheres Indy?????
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