I need a drink tonight after the day I've had today.... :disapint: At least I had my bike to give me some pleasure. Can't drink tho cos I have to be up at 4am for Paeroa!!!
Da Hiphopapotamous
I need a drink tonight after the day I've had today.... :disapint: At least I had my bike to give me some pleasure. Can't drink tho cos I have to be up at 4am for Paeroa!!!
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The Sharif don't like it!
I'm gonna drink myself to sleep tonight, all alone only with my movies and the 21 soundtracks that i own
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Deus ex ukulele
That's arsehole around here, mister. You are an arsehole.Originally Posted by Andyadams
This message is brought to you by the Brave Defenders of the Great New Zealand Arsehole.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Pffft!!! As if!!
I just remembered a story that you might find funny....at least I did.
I flatted with a guy who was quite intellectual, such as yourself. He loved to correct people on grammar, word association and articulation.
One day I bought round a friend of mine who wasn't really any of these things...she started going on about "woman's rights" (no not a spelling error)
So as per usual he corrected her. "That's women, women's rights"
She replies "That's what I said 'woman's' rights"
He then asks ... "Do you actually know what the plural of 'woman' is?"
Her "What does plural mean?"
He was absolutely dumbfounded. So I help out.
Me "What is the word for when you want to say more than 1 woman?"
Her "I dunno...womans?"
The look on his face..... brings a tear to my eye, from laughing so hard, just thinking of it.
It amazes me how people can get through life without some semblance of understanding of the English language...or any other language actually.
Spelling is a secondary concern followed by grammer and articulation.
RED RED REDI WANTREDThe count is at 1064 points
'Scuse me. Do you f**k as well as you dance?
Easily wound up!!
Personally, I wouldn't stand up in defense of the arsehole........ but I'm glad you do!
"There must be a one-to-one correspondence between left and right parentheses, with each left parenthesis to the left of its corresponding right parenthesis."
Forum whore
better to defend it than let some prick in!!!Personally, I wouldn't stand up in defense of the arsehole........ but I'm glad you do!
Easily wound up!!
lol
"There must be a one-to-one correspondence between left and right parentheses, with each left parenthesis to the left of its corresponding right parenthesis."
Pffft!!! As if!!
scotchy scotch scotch, shame I only got some Chardon...aye
Cheap bubbles are so sweet and yummy and make my head go fuzzy
RED RED REDI WANTREDThe count is at 1064 points
'Scuse me. Do you f**k as well as you dance?
bikeless
Gimmie some Kentucky bourbon or Tenesee whisky. My two bestes mates Jim and Jack, life just wouldn't be the same without them.scotchy scotch scotch, shame I only got some Chardon...aye
Cheap bubbles are so sweet and yummy and make my head go fuzzy
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
The Sharif don't like it!
My friends are the Righteous Brothers
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Pffft!!! As if!!
I thought they were Steve, Tom and Val?My friends are the Righteous Brothers
-Indy
RED RED REDI WANTREDThe count is at 1064 points
'Scuse me. Do you f**k as well as you dance?
Deus ex ukulele
Unlike me to jump to the defense of the US of A...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
frequent infrequenter
ahhhh.. more love
bikeless
Be patient with me mate I'm learning.....
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
e mare libertas
A week ago, at work on Friday night, for the first time, I tasted bourbon that was not horrible. I can't remember the name on the label. One of the new guys (can't remember HIS name either) had it in his bottom drawer. I'm not sure why, but I wasn't going to look a gift horse in the mouth.
I'd still rather an Islay malt, though.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
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