The wave

**wbks** · 14th January 2009, 22:02

Is there anything about 250 riders in your funky little head?

**Jiminy** · 14th January 2009, 22:02

Originally Posted by martybabe

This is already on KB, somewhere deep in the bowels, worth a read though.

Hum, in the waving thread?

Why do I even know this?

**hmmmnz** · 14th January 2009, 22:06

that pritty cool

lol

**mikeey01** · 14th January 2009, 22:18

Your off to a real good start!

As the beers handed out and by standers gather......
pass me a beer too guys I might take a leaner and watch this one, it's gonna get interesting!

**DUCATI*HARD** · 14th January 2009, 22:25

Originally Posted by Blatman

I love motorcycles, and I love riding. Like many of you what first drew me to bikes was not just the experience of riding, but the feeling that I'd become part of a special community - a brotherhood, really. Nothing calms me more than a long ride down SH16, waving to the members of my beloved clan. Except when I pass Harley guys. I dislike Harley guys. Hate, hate, dislike. When they pass me on the highway, you know what I do? I don't wave. With their little tassel handlebars and the studded luggage and the half helmets - God, they drive me crazy.

You know who else I hate? BMW guys. Oh, do I dislike those guys. I don't wave at them either. They think they're so great, sitting all upright, with their 180 degree German engines. God, I dislike them. They're almost as bad as those old bastards on their touring motorcycles. You know what I call those bikes? "Two wheeled couches!" Get it? Because they're so big. They drive around like they have got all day. Appreciate the scenery somewhere else, Grandpa, and while your at it, I'm not waving to you.

Ducati guys - I don't wave at them either. Why they don't spend a little more money on their bikes? "You can have it in any colour as long as it is red." Aren't you cool! Like they even know what a Desmo-whatever engine is, anyway. Try finding the battery, you Italian-wannabe racers! I never, ever wave at those guys.

Suzuki guys aren't much better, which is why I never wave at them, either. They always have those stupid helmets sitting on the top of their stupid heads, and God forbid they should ever wear any safety gear. They make me so mad. Sometimes they'll speed by and look over at me and you know what I do? I don't wave I just keep going. Please, don't get me started on Kawasaki guys. Ninjas? What are you, twelve years old? Team Green my ass. I never wave at Kawasaki guys.

I ride a Yamaha, and I'll only wave at Yamaha guys, but even then, I'll never wave at a guy in full leathers. Never, never, never. Yeah like you're going to get your knee down on the southern motorway. Nice crotch, by the way. Guys in full leathers will never get a wave from me, and by the way, neither will the guys in two piece leathers. And I'll tell you who else I'm not waving at - those guys with the helmets with loud paint jobs. Two kilos of paint on a one kilo helmet - like I'm going to wave back at that! I'll also never wave at someone with a mirrored visor. Or helmet stickers. Or racing gloves. Or hiking boots.

To me, motorcycling is like a family, a close knit brotherhood of people who ride Yamahas, wear jeans and a leather jacket (not Vanson) with regular gloves and a solid colour helmet with a clear visor, no stickers, no racing gloves and regular boots (not Timberlands). And isn't that what really makes riding so special?

Well,,,where to start???Im not even gonna bother

**DUCATI*HARD** · 14th January 2009, 22:36

[QUOTE=Blatman;1891239]

Ducati guys - I don't wave at them either.

from now on,,,i dont bother waving at all yamaha v max riders,,, i just pull the fingers

couldnt help myself

**Brownbikerbabe** · 15th January 2009, 04:27

That's alotta hating going on....

Yes, I agree, some okay most HD riders don't wave, why let it ruin your day?

Can't we all just get along?

I vote for hugs...we should all get off our bikes and hug each other! I love hugs!!!

**Skunk** · 15th January 2009, 07:59

Fuckin' good pisstake

Love it!

**Winston001** · 15th January 2009, 08:21

My word, such an eloquent exposition Blatman, if you could just park yourself with your yuumaahaag over here....yes about there, on that pile of oily rags and tyres.......oh them? Just some Honda faggots, and don't mind Ixion, he's brought some special fuel especially for vmmmmxxxx's, umm James will be along in a moment - he's a bright spark don't you think...?? now, you were saying......?

**MsKABC** · 15th January 2009, 08:42

Originally Posted by martybabe

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...7&postcount=89

This is already on KB, somewhere deep in the bowels, or re-post if you will, worth a read though.It's been around plenty long time.

Yeah, that's plaj...plaigy...plagu..

....copying!!

**vifferman** · 15th January 2009, 08:49

Not only has it been posted before on KB, but it was originally on some Mrkn biker forum (albeit with Mrkn references rather than "southern motorway" etc.), so it's been doubly plagiarised.

**davebullet** · 27th January 2009, 07:02

You missed out Honda riders. Don't wave to those bastards, infact stop your bike (and their's) and give them a damn good beating. Besides, being gay they'll never fight back!

**normajeane** · 27th January 2009, 09:03

Originally Posted by Winston001

My word, such an eloquent exposition Blatman, if you could just park yourself with your yuumaahaag over here....yes about there, on that pile of oily rags and tyres.......oh them? Just some Honda faggots, and don't mind Ixion, he's brought some special fuel especially for vmmmmxxxx's, umm James will be along in a moment - he's a bright spark don't you think...?? now, you were saying......?

I agree. Take this post with a grain of salt. There is always one out there.