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  1. 15th January 2009, 05:21 #1
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    I just had to post it! Mindful or dirty minds

    MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...

    If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear!

    Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand.

    Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says!

    A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!

    Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

    Send to 10 freaks in 30 mins. or u will have bad sex. You're it! This is the sexy train, if u receive this it means ur fucking sexy if u get it back you're even sexier

    I will do better...I'll post it on KB for all the freaks there in NZ...and Voila!!! the best sex for the rest of my life!!!!
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    Why do chics always have sex on the brain...... Sometimes I'd just like to talk ya know?....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anthrax View Post
    Why do chics always have sex on the brain...... Sometimes I'd just like to talk ya know?....
    talk is cheap.
    I wouldn’t be broke if the voices in my head paid rent
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blossom View Post
    talk is cheap.
    pity sex isn't......
    Harley Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise without the side effects of horsepower.

    'Fast' Harleys are only fast compared to stock Harleys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nallac View Post
    pity sex isn't......
    The most expensive sex is free sex.
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    No. The most expensive sex is marriage sex - you pay for that forever!
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them
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    Quote Originally Posted by *Col* View Post
    No. The most expensive sex is marriage sex - you pay for that forever!
    and ever .............
    Second is the fastest loser

    "It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett

    DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by *Col* View Post
    No. The most expensive sex is marriage sex - you pay for that forever!
    Marrige sex....I didnt think such a thing existed?
    No body move... I dropped my brain
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Marrige sex....I didnt think such a thing existed?
    Only if you are single and rooting a married man/woman!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    Only if you are single and rooting a married man/woman!
    or married and rooting another married man/woman!
    No body move... I dropped my brain
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Marrige sex....I didnt think such a thing existed?

    Isn't that what Birthdays are for????. special occasion/pity/chore sex
    Harley Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise without the side effects of horsepower.

    'Fast' Harleys are only fast compared to stock Harleys.
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    something i had lots of before marriage...........
    Harley Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise without the side effects of horsepower.

    'Fast' Harleys are only fast compared to stock Harleys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brownbabe View Post

    Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says!

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    I am warming to that "Little Red Riding Hood" .

    Big improvement in "attitude" to the one in my day! John.
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    Quote Originally Posted by *Col* View Post
    No. The most expensive sex is marriage sex - you pay for that forever!
    And you have to send it to college!
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