Looking for work

[Naki Rat]

Dated this super hot chick the other day, she said she was attracted by "ambition" to me that means she's not looking for someone to be happy with she's looking for money... gold digger.

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I
needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the
time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She
rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad
impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great
fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a
girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

[vtec]

Oh well I'm unemployed no longer, they want me back at the courier company on the bicycle. I've told them its only short term though. But I'm really excited about being back. I love being a bicycle courier.

[Naki Rat]

Oh well I'm unemployed no longer, they want me back at the courier company on the bicycle. I've told them its only short term though. But I'm really excited about being back. I love being a bicycle courier.

Can't beat working in something you have a passion for, and you get to impress all those receptionists with those lycra bike pants

[Coyote]

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

Oh good, I'm on the right track already


To be totally honest I think I'm at the first stage you said

[Max Preload]

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits...



I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

I think that's how it's supposed to go.

[Naki Rat]

Originally Posted by Naki Rat View Post
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits...

I think that's how it's supposed to go.

I don't remember being that fussy at 14

[Coyote]

I don't remember being that fussy at 14

At that age, a lingerie catalogue is enough.

[HungusMaximist]

Dated this super hot chick the other day, she said she was attracted by "ambition" to me that means she's not looking for someone to be happy with she's looking for money... gold digger. And sadly you're right. I have most fun and am happiest when I'm not working. I look at so many poor bastards who have been ruined by their ambition and their determination to climb the corporate ladder, it takes the spark out of them, and replaces it with often ruthless joylessness. More generalisations... Sorry, I think I'm the generalisation king.

Hmm, yea just like anything in life, quality women with a good heart are out there but it needs a good digging out.

Best way I have found to meet quality women is joining social/interest groups that you enjoy and plus a lot of them are attended by mostly women (dancing, yoga, pilates, organics group, jogging, book club, wine tastings, film club). Because the atmosphere is more relaxed as opposed to a bar/club (where women expect to be approached and usually have their bitch shields on full alert.) as you start off having common grounds, and plus it's always a great conversation starter when have something in common to talk about.

Sorry if I am deviating a bit. Just wanted to point out a few of my experiences. My philosophy It's all about getting up there with a high hit rate and finding quality, however hitting the bars/club can be a very enjoyable experience if you can work the crowd and have fun chatting up the women rather than getting out there trying find action and relation.

Back to what I was saying about money, wealth, and women naturally gravitating towards you when you're successful and pro-active as a byproduct. Because you see human traits such as ambition, happiness, charm are all contagious. Ever met a driven person with such a desire to succeed in life and business that his charm and words just oozes out of him and captivates you in his world? And you wonder how the fuck do I get a slice of that?

Fuck, I can say I've experience aplenty of this....

[SARGE]

Best way I have found to meet quality women is joining social/interest groups that you enjoy and plus a lot of them are attended by mostly women (dancing, yoga, pilates, organics group, jogging, book club, wine tastings, film club). Because the atmosphere is more relaxed as opposed to a bar/club (where women expect to be approached and usually have their bitch shields on full alert.) as you start off having common grounds, and plus it's always a great conversation starter when have something in common to talk about.

it helps if you actually enjoy (dancing, yoga, pilates, organics group, jogging, book club, wine tastings, film club).. otherwise .. when you DO hook up with that hottie at the yoga class, and she drags you out to the book club on that sunny day when youd rather be out ripping the tyres off the bike .. youre gonna hate her .

head to the car shows , MX parks, etc ..

westie chicks will be there in droves..

[Max Preload]

Best way I have found to meet quality women is joining social/interest groups that you enjoy and plus a lot of them are attended by mostly women (dancing, yoga, pilates, organics group, jogging, book club, wine tastings, film club).

I reckon I'd strangle any woman that likes that sort of crap inside of a week, along with any woman who watches the (substitute for) Living Channel.

'Organics group'? What sort of people worry about that sort of shit? Neurotic, scrawny, mousey librarian sorts, I expect. That said, I think I'd like to meet them, just for my own amusement. Where can one find these 'organics' groups?

[HungusMaximist]

I reckon I'd strangle any woman that likes that sort of crap inside of a week, along with any woman who watches the (substitute for) Living Channel.

'Organics group'? What sort of people worry about that sort of shit? Neurotic, scrawny, mousey librarian sorts, I expect. That said, I think I'd like to meet them, just for my own amusement. Where can one find these 'organics' groups?

Haha neurotic...

Like I said, that's where you'll meet the most women as they are popular activities with women, however it was a generalisation, but you'll be surprised in what you meet.

Not stopping you going to car shows, drags, rock concerts, tattoo parlours, rock climbing and no doubt there's women there but the chances of finding heaps is another story...

[Squiggles]

Like I said, that's where you'll meet the most women as they are popular activities with women, however it was a generalisation, but you'll be surprised in what you meet.

The salsa school on Durham street is always in need of men, can be a bit of fun too

[Str8 Jacket]

So, back to the original question; anyone know about any jobs available?

Dont you mean "anyone know about any jobs available, that I want to do?"

If you want to work, you will.

[Coyote]

Dont you mean "anyone know about any jobs available, that I want to do?"

If you want to work, you will.

What I really want is completely different. But I'm not gonna start moaning (anymore than I already have) in this thread.

I've made myself know at a few other panel shops, and got a few others to go to. I should be employed soon enough with any luck. However luck hasn't been with me in recent times, and I'm sure work and income will force me into McDonalds tomorrow.

[MisterD]

If I was to go to Uni, it would be to study Physics. However, a Physics teacher at my Dad's school told my Dad that only the top 5% of graduates get a job as a researcher. The rest become Physics teachers, teaching sex ed to year 11's. Fuck that shit, fuck that shit to hell.

Nah, that's bollocks. Most of us are sick and tired of "academia" by the time we graduate...from my class more have ended up doing sales and marketing type roles in various technical industries, such as Telecoms (me)...