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    The Magic Diet!

    thats right peeps iv cracked it.........well iv known about it for sevral years..

    lets just say over the last week iv lost close to 5 kgs without going hungry once!

    what!?!?! how?!?!?! is this?!?!?!

    its so simple!!! and so effective, although i dont need to loose anyweight id thought id try it out as i did need to loose a bit as i was indulging over the xmas period...

    okay okay so whats involved??? ok dont laugh!!!!

    CANNED SPAGETTI

    it has very little fat (0.1-0.5) grams per serving but has high carbs!

    alot of people think that if u eat lots of carbs you get fat, well you do but without fat it doesnt store, well thats what my dad said and it worked..
    (considering i was having x3 the carbs recomended daily most people would swear id put on fat, rather than loose fat at a shockingly rapid rate!)

    over last week i eatten 3 canns of spagetti a day (cold), iv taken vitamin tablets and eatin lots of fruit inbetween to snack, i feel great!

    iv stoped now as i had my first feast of burger king! but there you have my magic canned spagetti diet that i used 3 years ago to loose 30kgs which iv kept off all this time without careful watch!

    please share your comments id love to hear em!


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    ....what do your poos look like atfer eating nothing but Spagetti for weeks on end?

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    dude it comes out like spagetti!!

    nah just looks and smells normal.. not that i ...ah...


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    So now your body is even more sensitive to fats. You lost some but now you'll gain even quicker.

    Their is no quick fix.

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    screw it.. im gonna die with a big mac in one hand..a beer in the other.. and a cigar clenched in an evil grin


    diets suck.. im a fat bastard and proud of it..

    salads and shit aint food.. its what food eats..
    Life is tough. It's tougher when you're stupid

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    I eat whatever I want when I want. I quickly learned that cramming my fingers down my throat afterwards works an absolute treat.

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    well i only gained up and down of 3-4 kgs over 2-3 years having lost 30 kgs from this method, and that was the odd meal at fastfood joints, normal home cooked dinner.. odd pie for breakfast.

    although i am careful, i use trim milk, artifical sweetner and. OH MY GOD WHAT IS MY HONDA DOING TO ME!!!!!!! but seriously it works.

    and XxKiTiExX duno if your serious or not, but if you are please try this. its better than that way! trust me.. i know


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodney007 View Post
    and XxKiTiExX duno if your serious or not, but if you are please try this. its better than that way! trust me.. i know
    No I'm not serious. But I'll happily stick to rabbits food. Used to literally live off fruit and yoghurt, ended up an absolute twig.


    Someone did just inform me that you burn 15000 calories if you fake it an orgasm

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    wow thats alot!!! ....... hmmn how do you know if there faking? im sure compulsive leg shake cant be faked!, and the AHAHHHH STOP STOP AHHHHHHHHHH oooooooooooooo.. "rollover"


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    You cant be serious?
    I cant imagine you 30kg heavier!
    if you eat excess of almost anything you will get fat though its true they do seem to think that you store more carbs when there is a lot of fat

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX View Post
    No I'm not serious. But I'll happily stick to rabbits food. Used to literally live off fruit and yoghurt, ended up an absolute twig.


    Someone did just inform me that you burn 15000 calories if you fake it an orgasm
    women with curves are hella sexier than this freak


    Marilyn Monroe, Jane Mansfield and Raquel Welsh wouldnt get in the Hollywood door these days... bloody sad really


    when i came to NZ in early 02.. i weighed 270 pounds (122 KG).. now im a svelte 240 (108kg) due mostly to the child menu sized portions in NZ
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    Quote Originally Posted by rachprice View Post
    You cant be serious?
    I cant imagine you 30kg heavier!
    if you eat excess of almost anything you will get fat though its true they do seem to think that you store more carbs when there is a lot of fat
    yeah i dont know the science of it but reason why most fatty foods are bad for you is cause its usaly half fat half carb

    example...

    *burgers have bread. and when a combo is washed down with coke it makes it even worse
    *hot dogs have batter
    *chips are fine until there deep fried.
    *cheese is fine until you put in sandwhich or on crackers. once again carbs etc,
    *pasta until its soaked in cream or meat sause

    etc,etc,
    im no food scientist but i think these are basic rules.. feel free to correct me


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    People who think carbs are bad need a smack in the back of the head. Stupid trash tabloid diets misinforming the easily mislead.

    Carbs are your bodies and brains fuel! You eat them in proportion to the amount of exercise you do (ie, if you keep filling the bucket and dont empty it, you'll overflow :P).

    Carbs prefereable should come from unrefined sources (not sugars). Whole grain breads and pasta, minimally processed rices (godamn I hate brown rice).
    Never mind the other squillion sources which I cant be arsed posting and you can find via google if you wish.

    Dont stop eating carbs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE View Post
    women with curves are hella sexier than this freak


    Marilyn Monroe, Jane Mansfield and Raquel Welsh wouldnt get in the Hollywood door these days... bloody sad really


    when i came to NZ in early 02.. i weighed 270 pounds (122 KG).. now im a svelte 240 (108kg) due mostly to the child menu sized portions in NZ
    Each to their own. Its all down to ones personal taste isn't it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX View Post
    Each to their own. Its all down to ones personal taste isn't it.
    Taste?!

    Without some hot dog all you taste is the stick.
    Measure once, cut twice. Practice makes perfect.

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