The Magic Diet!

[XxKiTtiExX]

Taste?!

Without some hot dog all you taste is the stick.

Some people like the taste of stick. As I said, each to their own.

[rachprice]

You should still eat a balanced diet, it is better to get all your vitamins/nutrients etc from food instead of vitamin pills.
Vitamin pills also dont provide your requirement of protein, needed for muscle growth/maintanence
Complex carbs are the best as mentioned, you should only be having larger portions if your exercising (1 carb portion i.e pasta/rice is only half a cup)

And Id be curious to know how many calories a real orgasm burns

[Blossom]

Someone did just inform me that you burn 15000 calories if you fake it an orgasm

but..but.. why fake one when you can have the real thing? and I'm with Rach on this one, How many calories does a real orgasm burn?

yeah yeah I know... sorry but curious minds and all that.

[rachprice]

hahah yeah why bother faking?

[Stirts]

You don't burn that much actually...say about 7 I reckon, and it is all relative to how hard you work for it anyway.

Type of orgasm
Clitoral. = 15 calories
Vaginal = 21 calories
Penile = 21 calories
Scrotile = 15 calories
Rectal = 25 calories

Some more interesting info for you.....

Consequences of Premature Ejaculation
For Women
Frustration 8 calories
Anger 15 calories
Violent mood swing 20 calories
Surpressing rage 25 calories
Not surpressing anger
(In extreme cases, this can include cursing, nose tweaks, and gently massaging partner's head with a tire iron.) 65 calories

For Men:
Cursing 10 calories
Apologising 3 calories
Snivelling 5 calories
Pleading for mercy 8 calories
Begging for another chance
(Note how unfair: Men never seem to mind if a woman has an orgasm after 3 seconds of sex.) 15 calories

Possible Side Effects of Intercourse
Bouncing 7 calories
Sliding around 9 calories
Serious Skidding 12 calories
Full cartwheel 20 calories
Whiplash 27 calories
Knee burn 6 calories
Chafed elbows 5 calories
Chafed nose 11 calories

[vifferman]

but..but.. why fake one when you can have the real thing?

There's also the (s)exercise leading up to it.
Unless you're in "lie there like a corpse and let the other person do all the work" mode.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Type of orgasm

Rectal = 25 calories

Wait............ whut?

I'm pretty sure the Reverend said that was the devils work......

[Stirts]

Wait............ whut?

I'm pretty sure the Reverend said that was the devils work......

He was just jealous cos he wasn't getting any!

[Pwalo]

I know it's being obtuse, but when was sex part of a diet (apart from the eating puns, of course)?

[Curious_AJ]

i havent really needed to lose weight now for about 3 years. I've been the perfect weight for my body type and height (accordign to the doctor)

my secret? I went vege. I still eat like a pig but i don't tend to put on much weight, if i do, i just lose it again adn go back to my weight in a few days as i only ever gain like 1 or 2 kgs. Not that I'm saying "go vege if you want to lose weight" because some people's bodies dont work that way and some do, and some need meat and some don't. Turns out I'm one of the people who does better without meat in my diet ^_^.

albeit, if you DO eat meat, all i reccomend is eat less of it, and eat more veges, you can have unlimited veges and it will help your metabolism hence you will lose weight..

you need to learn to eat properly to lose. that's the key.. after that, you keep it off.

[hdus001]

Scrotile = 15 calories

I really have been living undr a rock!!

[Stirts]

I really have been living undr a rock!!

No dear they are under the cock!

[Rodney007]

the canned spagetti diet is a fast effective weightloss solution if you wanna shed fat fast and get it over and done with, commit your self for a week or two rather than months,

with normal diets it takes ages... and there usaly not that filling

after the spagetti diet return to normal but without the takeaways, butter, sugar, blue milk and youl stay your desired weight

worked for me ,

protein? switch to canned baked beans if you want protein..

this is my way of loosing weight if need be. thought id share

p.s 5 kgs of cheese will go straight through you... add bread and you get fat

eat 5 kgs of bread (wow thats alot of bread) and itl go straight through you. add cheese and youl get fat.

one or the other. or minimal portions of both combined with exersise to burn it off...

peace

[Curious_AJ]

the canned spagetti diet is a fast effective weightloss solution if you wanna shed fat fast and get it over and done with, commit your self for a week or two rather than months,

with normal diets it takes ages... and there usaly not that filling

after the spagetti diet return to normal but without the takeaways, butter, sugar, blue milk and youl stay your desired weight

worked for me ,

protein? switch to canned baked beans if you want protein..

this is my way of loosing weight if need be. thought id share

p.s 5 kgs of cheese will go straight through you... add bread and you get fat

eat 5 kgs of bread (wow thats alot of bread) and itl go straight through you. add cheese and youl get fat.

one or the other. or minimal portions of both combined with exersise to burn it off...

peace

the healthy diets may take longer, but they can be more filling if you eat more veges to fill you up instead of other stuff!! there's an eating plan my mom went on, and the veges were in the "unlimited" category. she lost heaps of weight and was always SO full and never able to finish all the food she was supposed to eat per day.

but yeah, they take longer and are MUCH healthier than dropping a few kgs really fast. your skin, hair, teeth, nails, eyes, bowels, urinary system etc etc will thank you if you eat properly.

[SARGE]

Each to their own. Its all down to ones personal taste isn't it.

yea.. and i bet that tastes like rubber bands/.. all stringy and shit..

kinda like a Cornish game hen.. damn expensive and not much meat..