Who the fuck would call their baby Zealand-New?

**Tank** · 13th January 2009, 14:57

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10551686

People never cease to amaze and disappoint me.

They should call Child Services now.

**yod** · 13th January 2009, 15:10

"Zealand-New is the couple's fourth child. The others are named Rlexuz Toara Chantz Te Moni, Mikaere Morgan Te Moni and Korizma-Lake Vonnita Manaaki Te Moni."

**mdnzz** · 13th January 2009, 15:29

to the couple that named their kid talua does the hula from hawaii

**DarkLord** · 13th January 2009, 15:32

Hmmmm. So they've named their kid after their country.

It would be interesting if they named future kids after NZ cities...

"Gore! Stop playing with Bulls!"

**cowboyz** · 13th January 2009, 15:36

with our immiragiton policies anyone is going to be able to get into her when shes 16........... Slapper.

**yod** · 13th January 2009, 15:39

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to cowboyz again.

**Headbanger** · 13th January 2009, 17:09

Whats the bet the people involved don't care what you named your kids?
They probally didn't realise you had a list of aproved names for them to look at?

I'm disappointed peoples minds are so closed they think others (complete strangers no less) should live by their views...

Nah, I don't care, Its all fluff.

Good on em for whatever they do,and long may they do it.

**Fatt Max** · 14th January 2009, 06:06

I've got an Uncle called Sydney and no-one takes the piss out of Him.

Auntie Woollongong gets a bit of stick though....

**Number One** · 14th January 2009, 07:20

A guy called Blue surname Gray called the rock yesterday and admitted to having called his kids Red, Black and Blue...Red and Black because he is a staunch canterbury fan and Blue because that baby was a bit of an oopsie and at the time some company was sponsoring the canty team and so they had blue on their jerseys.

So the kids were Master Red Gray, Miss Black Gray and Master Blue Gray....

**Hitcher** · 14th January 2009, 10:40

It's times like these I think we have much to learn from France and Denmark. In those countries you can only name your child from names on an approved list, as opposed to the New Zealand system where you use what some braindead primate has just randomly entered on a computer keyboard.

Rlexuz. Gahh! Thud.

**EJK** · 14th January 2009, 10:48

My grandma's sister was called Jesus. No kidding.

**BIGBOSSMAN** · 14th January 2009, 11:05

The family is obviously from a lost indigenous tribe and it's their first contact with modern civilisation, hence the pitifully ill-conceived names.
20 years old and 4 kids already, what hope for the future if retards like this are dumbing down the gene pool...

Bet she's doing well financially on the DPB eh.

**KiwiRat** · 14th January 2009, 14:20

Obviously doesn't give a shit about her kids. Primary school is going to be torture for those kids. We all know how cruel they can be, with the taunting and whatnot.

**yungatart** · 14th January 2009, 15:17

Originally Posted by KiwiRat

Obviously doesn't give a shit about her kids....

How do you figure that?

**Tank** · 14th January 2009, 15:36

Originally Posted by Headbanger

Whats the bet the people involved don't care what you named your kids?
They probally didn't realise you had a list of aproved names for them to look at?

I'm disappointed peoples minds are so closed they think others (complete strangers no less) should live by their views...

Nah, I don't care, Its all fluff.

Good on em for whatever they do,and long may they do it.

If your kids came and said thay they were naming your first Gradchild "Talua does the hula from hawaii"

Would you go "thats nice" or WHF are you thinking ??