Right You Lot, Whats your Story

[Waylander]

floor length huh? so you're saying that it's the length of your floor?

I think that turn of phrase, is as funny as people saying they have butt-length hair...

It hangs from my shoulders and just touches the floor and to give that a size reference for you, You could wear it on the top of your head and it would still touch the floor Slip.

Ok when I hit 800 post I will officialy consider my self in desperate need of a life..

[John]

I think that turn of phrase, is as funny as people saying they have butt-length hair...

The doctor said it was normal :spudwhat:

[John]

It hangs from my shoulders and just touches the floor and to give that a size reference for you, You could wear it on the top of your head and it would still touch the floor Slip.

but how bad does it suck when it gets wet and dirty?

[Waylander]

but how bad does it suck when it gets wet and dirty?

Had it waterproofed And when it's dirty i just take a damp cloth to it, or get it dry cleand.

[John]

1337 4u4? ..... OMG how geeky am I now

well your IQ must be invertidly high. that woman desirves a beer. (i think ??) second thought, I'll keep it and save your braincells.

[Slipstream]

Um.... Good thing its tru... I mean not true. Oh wait hold on I need to hide my Blade repllica sword...

Oh Puh-lease!

I bet you copied the moves off the first Conan movie and show it to all the girls who come to the offer of seeing your big "sword".


I , however, actually do know how to use swords, daggers and other assorted medievil weaponry

[John]

Had it waterproofed And when it's dirty i just take a damp cloth to it, or get it dry cleand.

but the draggy bit, wont it tear in stuff or is there a sneaky tactic when your lurking in the shadows along the road, waiting for your next virgin victom?

[John]

I , however, actually do know how to use swords, daggers and other assorted medievil weaponry

How you make everything sound so kinky I dont know, but man you need a medal for it.

[Slipstream]

well your IQ must be invertidly high. that woman desirves a beer. (i think ??) second thought, I'll keep it and save your braincells.

I'll have that beer thanks....

Quoted from Cliff from cheers
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move
as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is
the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are
killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving
by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way,
the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But
naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this
way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the
brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter
after a few beers."

[Waylander]

11 more post and I will admit myself to KBers anonymous...
If LTSA doesn't hurry up so I can register my bike I will probably start driving everyone insane with my nonsens posts.... Oh wait I do that already...:spudwhat:

[Waylander]

I'll have that beer thanks....

Quoted from Cliff from cheers
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move
as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is
the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are
killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving
by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way,
the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But
naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this
way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the
brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter
after a few beers."

Someone has posted that before I think... Not sure if it was you though Slip.

[Waylander]

but the draggy bit, wont it tear in stuff or is there a sneaky tactic when your lurking in the shadows along the road, waiting for your next virgin victom?

When I'm walking it keeps hitting the back of my legs so it doesn't touch the ground while I am moving.

[John]

I'll have that beer thanks....

Quoted from Cliff from cheers
"That's why you always feel smarter
after a few beers."

Ahh so thats why I was convinced that the tree was the guy giving me my graduation certificate for harvard.
And it may explain why I knew the ulterier motives of the fly that was trying to kill me previously...

[Slipstream]

When I'm walking it keeps hitting the back of my legs so it doesn't touch the ground while I am moving.

OMG you guys!!!!!!! Please stop it....the mental pictures are NOT good ones

[Waylander]

Oh Puh-lease!

I bet you copied the moves off the first Conan movie and show it to all the girls who come to the offer of seeing your big "sword".


I , however, actually do know how to use swords, daggers and other assorted medievil weaponry

And I tought myself most sword moves without watching movies. The only style i took classes for was fencing (and no i dont mean with wood and bailing wire)