Great news - Maori only beaches in NZ

[Big Dave]

And Furthermore - the way you buggers can't swim - you should only go between the flags anyways.

[SARGE]

I was asked to leave and not return to a Hauraki Gulf beach by a National Parks Ranger 3 weeks ago.

Walking along it and taking photographs was scaring the birds.

cuz yr an Ozzy...

[SARGE]

I recon if us whities get banned from beaches - we should ban Maori from KFC.

Lets see who gives in first.

and they can fuck off out of the takeaways and casinos too

****taking my ball and goin home..**grumble**

[Dave Lobster]

I recon if us whities get banned from beaches - we should ban Maori from KFC.

Lets see who gives in first.

You're going to remove the doorframes to allow them out, are you?

[Big Dave]

cuz yr an Ozzy...

I wasn't talking or bowling - they couldn't tell.

[SARGE]

I wasn't talking or bowling - they couldn't tell.

well then..


its cuz ya bleck..



innit

[Swoop]

and everyone used to diss Labour for their PC nonsense

You aren't paying much attention to NZ's political arena, are you?

[batboy]

I always thought maori culture was they did not "own" the land, only used it and retuned it after death or something along those lines?

quote google search:
"It was accepted that the people who were born onto that land inherited the right to produce from it and to protect it for the benefit of all."

so where the fuck do they get off thinking they own it? they dont even honour their own culture, i mean really how many "real" maoris are there anymore.
Its bloody PC gone mad i say

[Dooly]

I recon if us whities get banned from beaches - we should ban Maori from KFC.

Lets see who gives in first.

Well that would be the end of the Tokoroa one!!!

Went to Hamilton Xmas day.....nothing open for a munch from my house to Tokora cept a Subway in Taupo packed.

Got to Tokoroa KFC was open.
Said to the missus I need a feed bad, lets do a Xmas dinner here eh.
Yeah, what a fucked idea but anyway...........
Lined up behind a huge Maori lady, size of a CF Bedford. Her order took ages and when it came she damn near needed a wheelbarrow for it.
200 pieces of rancid seagull, 15 large coleslaws, same spud, same chips!!!!
The chick behind the counter said she was serving the pre orders.
Eh??

Yep, kid you not it was open 10-2 for pre order KFC Xmas dinner.

So we sat down and entertained ourselves watching obese folk and kids waddling out with hundreds of pieces.
Saw a kid struggling with 6 huge buckets and heaps of spud, coleslaw while his fatass lazy parents sat in the car watching.

It was a procession of obese waddling in and waddling out with the Colonel's finest.

Oh to have the day's takings!!!!

[Patrick]

>>Also known as The NZ Christmas Tree, and it is called such because....???????<<

:-)

'Three weeks ago' was when....????

The 29th...? After xmas...

Um, actually, the flowering is all but over by Xmas. Generally, they are at their best during November.
And to keep the Maori angle of this thread, they say that the earlier the Pohutukawa flowers the better the summer will be.

November?? - The Pahutukawas on the Pahutu coast don't happen till mid december

Same here in the Naki....

[Cheshire Cat]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10552397

and if you white bastards dont keep of - the NZ g'ment will chase you off with a $5000 fine.

Fucken brillant.

what a load of fucking bullshit!!!!! yet they can drag their nuckles around the rest of the beaches and take ALL the paua!!

[Sollyboy]

I wonder how many of these rights are removed from the general public when this is finally law and enforced , talk about a big step backward.
http://www.un.org/Overview/rights.html


fucken bastards

[Patrick]

I wonder how many of these rights are removed from the general public when this is finally law and enforced , talk about a big step backward.
http://www.un.org/Overview/rights.html


fucken bastards

I wonder what "Race Relations" and the like are doing..... They seem quiet.

[Brett]

Hmmm, sounds a lot like something a certain african country practised many years ago that had them shut off from the rest of the western world, economically, with sports...every way possible.
But of course this is all ok, because there is no racism in NZ.

Well let that be fine...if any of those particulars monkeys want to start playing that game, remove their rights to use ANYTHING brought here by europeans. Power - gone. Running water - Gone. Cars - Gone. Roads - Gone. Health care system - Gone. POT - Gone. P - Gone. KFC - Gone. SKY tv - Gone. Rap music - Gone.

FYI - this is just aimed at those molluscs who want maori only beaches.

[Blackshear]

Hmmm, sounds a lot like something a certain african country practised many years ago that had them shut off from the rest of the western world, economically, with sports...every way possible.
But of course this is all ok, because there is no racism in NZ.

Well let that be fine...if any of those particulars monkeys want to start playing that game, remove their rights to use ANYTHING brought here by europeans. Power - gone. Running water - Gone. Cars - Gone. Roads - Gone. Health care system - Gone. POT - Gone. P - Gone. KFC - Gone. SKY tv - Gone. Rap music - Gone.

FYI - this is just aimed at those molluscs who want maori only beaches.

I agree totally. If they think it's funny to take things for themself and not let other kids play on their playground, we'll take ours to ourself, too.
Forgive me gentlemen and ladies, but.
There are Niggers, and there are coloured skinned people.
One of the two deserves not a leg to stand on, nor the right to breathe in my goddamn fucking oxygen.

GIVE ME MY LUNCH MONEY, I'M TUFF EAU!
Pah.
I was defending myself, your honour.