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  1. 20th January 2009, 10:46 #1
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    Writers take final jabs at Bush

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/4824257a12.html

    Apart from the unintended hilarity in the title, this article from Stuff lists what newspaper editorials have been saying on George Dubya's last day.

    I did particularly enjoy this bit:

    Germany, ridiculed as "old Europe" by Bush's former defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld for opposing the Iraq invasion, took aim at Bush.

    "Bush brought great misery to the world with his 'friend-or-foe' mentality," wrote Die Zeit.
    The GERMANS!! Accusing someone else of bringing misery to the world!! The peace-loving Germans, who would never use a 'friend-or-foe' mentality to bring war to the world.

    Irony, I dub you the Germans.
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    I like how they seem to be blaming him for the current recession. I guess it's handy to have a scapegoat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    The GERMANS!! Accusing someone else of bringing misery to the world!! The peace-loving Germans, who would never use a 'friend-or-foe' mentality to bring war to the world.

    Irony, I dub you the Germans.

    Sorry but I think you're living abit in the past there.. and quite uninformed aswell.

    Germany has done very little to bring misery to the world and are actually prospering quite well, even with their economic troubles.
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  4. 20th January 2009, 19:03 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nagash View Post
    Germany has done very little to bring misery to the world
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_war_two
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Nagash View Post
    Germany has done very little to bring misery to the world
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_war_two
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Death

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genghis_Khan

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivan_the_terrible

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_inquisition

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_s..._Aztec_culture

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalin (He had a better moustache)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_war

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_age

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law

    Quote Originally Posted by Nagash View Post
    Sorry but I think you're ... quite uninformed.
    I agree.


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  6. 20th January 2009, 19:49 #6
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    *sigh*

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke
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  7. 21st January 2009, 12:49 #7
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    You can only pass it off as a joke if it were funny.
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    Does satire have to be funny or can it just be amusing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by *Col* View Post
    Does satire have to be funny or can it just be amusing?
    Pain can be quite amusing to some people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slyer View Post
    You can only pass it off as a joke if it were funny.
    Since when?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJafa View Post
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_inquisition
    I didn't expect that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Badjelly View Post
    I didn't expect that!
    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquistion!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Badjelly View Post
    I didn't expect that!
    Their chief weapon is surprise
    It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.
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    Wtf if we are talking past indiscretions.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Waitangi
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