Stop Alien Abductions

**Big Dave** · 22nd January 2009, 00:49

http://www.stopabductions.com

**LBD** · 22nd January 2009, 01:52

Originally Posted by Big Dave

http://www.stopabductions.com

These devices have been around for years. They were initially developed by the US Govt. in 1947 after the Roswell crash. I still wear the one my Mum made for me over 40 years ago when I was a nipper, and even though I had to let the seams out as my head grew, leaving gaps in the protective shield, it still works as well today as the day I first donned it.

I also have a similar defence built into my pillow so I am protected while asleep should my primary defensive cap fall of while sleeping.

If you feel you do not have the skills or time to manufacture one or more for you and your family, Big Dave is taking orders along with deposits of $50 per unit in un marked bills, in plain white emvelopes addressed to Big Daves Anti Alien Abduction Headwear Euphoruim, 17 Little Green Man Lane, Roswell, New Mexico, USA.

Results guaranteed or money refunded...

**SARGE** · 22nd January 2009, 06:01

Originally Posted by big dave

http://www.stopabductions.com

why the hell would i want to stop them?? Only entertainment i get...

**MisterD** · 22nd January 2009, 07:26

Thanks BD, I was trying to find that site the other day - I used to work for 3M, and the link used to be in our customer references!

**Fatjim** · 22nd January 2009, 07:31

Why is the guy making one, not wearing one? I think this is a clever plan by aliens to intensify the brainwaves, not deflect them.

**Colapop** · 22nd January 2009, 08:03

How does one get onto the aliens list for abductions? Do they have an abductions scheduler that I can contact to see if they have an opening?

**nodrog:Me** · 22nd January 2009, 08:31

Originally Posted by dirty alien rooter

One woman who now wears a thought screen helmet along with her husband reports that she killed four alien-hybrid fetuses in a row by taking a gram of vitamin C every hour for weeks. She used her alarm clock at night to awaken her. She reported that she could no longer feel the fetuses moving and the aliens were very angry at the deaths of the alien-hybrids they implanted in her. The aliens did remove a dead alien-hybrid fetus before implanting a live one at another time. This was before she started wearing a thought screen helmet.

for fucksakes, i think she should be on medication a little bit stronger than vitamin C

**Hitcher** · 22nd January 2009, 08:32

My biggest fear is that one day, They will come back and remove the anal probe.

**vifferman** · 22nd January 2009, 08:37

Originally Posted by SARGE

why the hell would i want to stop them?? Only entertainment i get...

Is it the anal probing you especially like, or the kinky sex parties?
Anyway, I thought baiting KBers was your main source of entertainment?

**slimjim** · 22nd January 2009, 08:39

Originally Posted by Hitcher

My biggest fear is that one day, They will come back and remove the anal probe.

fuck and take back the dope plants they lefted last time they came..bastards..

**Karl08** · 22nd January 2009, 09:28

But do they stop the CIA reading our minds? shhhh they are listening now.

**yod** · 22nd January 2009, 09:42

"IF YOU ARE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS THE HELMET WILL WORK FOR YOU"

but, but....what if they take it off!?!?!? arrrggghhhh!!!!!!

**The Pastor** · 22nd January 2009, 09:49

Aliens have taken ten helmets from abductees and several Velostat lined baseball caps. If you are not wearing a hat they will go through your entire house looking for them. They will not, however, go into a locked cabinet. Before you make a helmet have some kind of cabinet or trunk that you can lock. That way they won’t take it.