Should I sell my boyfriend's fairings?

**Str8 Jacket** · 23rd January 2009, 18:19

So I came home early from work today, cracked open a beer and cleaned the house like the Bitch that I am. The house look's awesome! I especially love the bright red VFR fairings that are in the bedroom, strategically placed. They've been there since my man took his bike out at manfield last weekend......

He promised that he would sort them ASAP or I told him that I would sell them. What to do, what to do?!.....

Oh yeah, the bike currently looks stunning in rainbow colured, ex- Skidmark fairings....

**AlBundy** · 23rd January 2009, 18:29

What, you mean the fairings are the ONLY bike stuff in the room?

No engine bits or anything else?

And you call yourself a biker!

**Pussy** · 23rd January 2009, 18:31

Just make sure you present koba with a cold beer and a nice meal when he gets home. Off you go

**Str8 Jacket** · 23rd January 2009, 18:33

Originally Posted by AlBundy

What, you mean the fairings are the ONLY bike stuff in the room?

No engine bits or anything else?

OH mate, if only they were the only bike things in the house!! I forgot to mention......

We need to move to a bigger flat simply cause we have so many fucked engines, tyres, toolkits. We had a bike in the lounge for awhile. Oh yeah, we live in a ONE bedrooom flat on the 2nd floor....

Did I mention that there is a whole instrument panel for a VFR and everything...

**ElCoyote** · 23rd January 2009, 18:33

They won't fit my bike so I guess it's ok............then again if it was my fairing............ummmmmmmm, could I think on this awhile? NO DO IT!!

**MadDuck** · 23rd January 2009, 18:35

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

He promised that he would sort them ASAP or I told him that I would sell them. What to do, what to do?!.....

Want a link to Tardme?

**Str8 Jacket** · 23rd January 2009, 18:35

Originally Posted by MadDuck

Want a link to Tardme?

Hmm, maybe just one more beer while I have athink...

**MadDuck** · 23rd January 2009, 18:36

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

Hmm, maybe just one more beer while I have athink...

Ok so that will take about 22.3 seconds

**AlBundy** · 23rd January 2009, 18:37

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

We need to move to a bigger flat. We live in a ONE bedrooom flat on the 2nd floor....

That's where you went wrong...

You went for a bloke who doesn't have money...

**McJim** · 23rd January 2009, 18:38

Keep 'em. I've checked the bolt holes and they won't fit the Ducati. Would look funny too with Viffer panels.

**Str8 Jacket** · 23rd January 2009, 18:42

Originally Posted by AlBundy

That's where you went wrong...

You went for a bloke who doesn't have money...

What they say about those who *assume*, in this case *they* assume correctly. And ya know what, get fucked, there is no way you could be even half the man mine is!!

**AlBundy** · 23rd January 2009, 18:45

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

What they say about those who *assume*, in this case *they* assume correctly. And ya know what, get fucked, there is no way you could be even half the man mine is!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......

Touchy, aren't we....