Job Title......What's in a name?

**Solly** · 15th July 2009, 19:56

Ok. Not sure if this has been posted in here before, so here goes anyway......

Found out today about a certain "Eat Fresh" outlet [there's a clue] with a job title/position described as a "Sandwich Artist"

So, what is the most ridiculous job title you've ever heard of??

**Oakie** · 15th July 2009, 20:08

'Fish Spitter'
It was actually a typo in the advert. Should have been 'Fish Splitter' but that is almost as bad.

**kevfromcoro** · 15th July 2009, 20:35

Grease monkey

Anti friction engineer..

**The Pastor** · 15th July 2009, 20:42

"phone bitch" - hells pizza

**tri boy** · 15th July 2009, 20:43

"Rod Swinger"
Yeah baby, how you doin.

(job on a land based drill rig)

**YellowDog** · 15th July 2009, 20:48

Fudge Packer

**Cloggy** · 15th July 2009, 20:51

Facilities Manager

(toilet cleaner)

**Virago** · 15th July 2009, 20:54

Road Traffic Control Engineer

(Stop-Go man at Road Works).

**Max Preload** · 15th July 2009, 20:58

Petrochemical Transfer Technician. (Just Another Fucking Forecourt Attendant).

**mstriumph** · 15th July 2009, 20:58

saw an advert once looking for a tradesman who wanted a career in 'Aerial Erections'

**ynot slow** · 15th July 2009, 20:58

Petroleum liquid transfer technician-days when we had pump jockeys.

Moving equine steering technician-Jockey.

**Mully** · 15th July 2009, 21:05

When I was at Uni:

Italian Nourishables Transport Consultant - Pizza boy.

**Mully** · 15th July 2009, 21:06

Originally Posted by ynot slow

Petroleum liquid transfer technician-days when we had pump jockeys.

Same job:
Automotive Glazing Hygene Specialist

**peasea** · 15th July 2009, 21:12

Originally Posted by Solly

Ok. Not sure if this has been posted in here before, so here goes anyway......

Found out today about a certain "Eat Fresh" outlet [there's a clue] with a job title/position described as a "Sandwich Artist"

So, what is the most ridiculous job title you've ever heard of??

Police Commissioner.