The wife just swapped my car for 10 free sessions at the beauty therapist
Should I be annoyed at that?
Or happy that I have become 100% motorcyclist?
Lumpy
The wife just swapped my car for 10 free sessions at the beauty therapist
Should I be annoyed at that?
Or happy that I have become 100% motorcyclist?
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Forum whore
Is she hot? *the question all KBers are waiting to hear*
EDIT: Actually, if it takes a car's worth of money at the beauty therapist, that question is kind of stupid, ain't it?
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JTFC! How much does a session at a beauty therapist cost?!!Originally Posted by Flatcap
I would be annoyed, she should have at least got half the cars value in booze!!
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Obey the hosebeast
It depends, are you expected to attend the sessions?
Lumpy
Potentially - she did mention something about microdermabrasion on my whisky nose.....
But that wasn't what you meant, I think
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
Lumpy
Maintenance, not overhaulIs she hot? *the question all KBers are waiting to hear*
EDIT: Actually, if it takes a car's worth of money at the beauty therapist, that question is kind of stupid, ain't it?
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
Don't let the man get you down
She traded a car for free beauty sessions?! I think she got ripped off.
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Depends. Do these sessions at the beauty therapist make her more or less able to take 150kg of rubble to the tip?
Annoyed, then.
Dave
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No, all the car value in booze, half of which she could share with Flatcap. That way it would not matter what she looks like, booze goggles win the dayJTFC! How much does a session at a beauty therapist cost?!!
I would be annoyed, she should have at least got half the cars value in booze!!
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Tell her that you love her for who she is adn not what she looks like (lie if you have to)... call the cops, get her thrown in jail and go buy the bike you've always wanted... then you can be 100% biker, with 100% of the time to use it!!!
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Irritant
Can you swop her for a dog?
Dogs don't need beauty sessions.
It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.
Lumpy
Got a dog:
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...00#post1398200
He does need some beauty therapy..
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Forum whore
If your wife is knocking at the front door and yelling and your dog is barking at the back door, which do you answer first?
Let the dog in - at least it shuts up once you've opened the door
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you should be happy she got what she wanted and shes happy i mean we kbers dont need cars anyway most of us only use a car for when its needed but 2 wheels rule our lives(well atleast 2 wheels rule mine)
plus if you show youre not mad at her about the spending shell be in a good mood and give you just desserts
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