Bloody hedge hogs... It dosnt seem that long ago that I had my last dog, and if a hog steped on the property it would be nabed up and escorted off and the dog would return with a mouth full of spikes, dogs knew there job at any cost. Hogs were slow, like it used to take 3 days for the farkers to cross the drive, if ya so much as looked at one it would curl up in a ball for a week.
I used to pick em up on a shovel and hurl them 2 houses down, next week they would be back.
So whats with the attitude of hogs these days, I went out side to find the dogs having an indepth convo with a hog, lets call him Harry. Now Harry wasnt put off by the K9's what so ever but I figgered Id send Harry on his way, so just like the old days on the shovel and 'swing' opps dosent seem I have the arm or aim that I used to, Harry went head 1st into the vegie gardin, by the time I got over there harry had fled on foot (cant of liked the avation experance) I took chase and the littly 'prick' out ran me WTF. He ran straight back to were I picked him up from, so I thought Id duck inside and grab the camera, gone all of 10secs and came out to find hed shoot through.
Heard bit of a carry on on the front lawn so headed in that direction and found Harry and the K9's chowing down like it was a oll mates picnic, not on each other it seems Harry was showing the dogs the best parts on the garden to eat, so fark it if thats how they want to play it so be it. Do the math 10seconds and 15meters... how many kph is that? At one stage Harry chased the Staff it was like 'race to the garden dude'.
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