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Thread: Who's spotted the Maori Police?

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    Who's spotted the Maori Police?

    http://www.utnz.org.nz/

    Has anyone seen these cops and do they also have quotas? Seems like double jeopardy. First they set up kohanga. Education and now Crime!

    And from a related website - a how to guide for wriggling out of charges;

    "This is the story of the M.T D (Maori Truck Driver) One Friday early evening The M.T.D was driven home in peak hour traffic by his Daughter when she had to take evasive action because a taxi driver cut her off. upset the M.T.D and his daughter gave chase the taxi stopped at the nearest bus stop averbal issue started and the taxi driver yelled out ( I.m going to f...k your daughter) The M.T.D. was charged with assult. The M.T.D. told the Police I give you no statement ,written , visual or audio. He also told them they had no Juristiction they Laughed. IHe was to appear in the Waverly court ect ect.....How do you plea said the judge in a typical judge way.... I enter no plea said the M.T.D the judge goes nuts and said you have to have a lawyer ,adjourned 2 wks..how do you plea said the judge like judges wheres your barrister I.m not rich.was the M.T.D reply... you had better have a good reason why you havent got a law representative. I did She was prsented with a Statutory Declaration The M.T.D reminded the judge about her sworn oath to the Queen the M.T.D read out her oath she said whatever it was recorded.then the M.T.D.said that (this courthouse has no juristiction over him under sec 2 of the He wakaputanga O Tinorangatirtanga O Nu TIireni 1835,Sec 2 Te Tiriti O Waitangi 1840 and sec 2 of Te Ture Whenua Maori Land act.. Nervous was the Judge she adjourned for 3 mths .. The Media were there covering another incedent They questioned the M.T.D about these laws the M.T.D said go away and study these laws for if you show my face and this issue , You will make me famous and rich but John Howard will make you Unemployed, they laughed They rung the M.T.D 2 days later we're not touching you youre far to hot for us Kia ora. 2 mths and 3 wks later the police informed the M.T.D that the charges will be dropped because they could,nt find the Taxi driver a week later the charges were dropped The Immigration Customs and police couldnt find him...
    - yeah right.

    But then maybe it really is opt in or out with our Justice system... a well kept secret was that claimants dealing with the 1980's Waitangi Tribunal said they'd accept Restorative Justice within the system, as an alternative to a proposed seperate legal system (as the treaty strongly intimated was feasible), if only they could also have the Resource Management Act.

    It seems these guys missed hearing about the deal Durie struck for the Crown... or can Policing be considered a different kettle of fish to the Justice system and up for grabs. This is confusing - where is the interface, and who you gonna call....

    A common theme in these rangatiratanga websites (the ones not sporting guns, masks and declarations of muslim solidarity) is the old Maori religion of Io(apparently one quite bastardised by early missionaries, but these guys seem not to know), and belief in prophecies of soon ruling. At Uni we learnt these movements are called cargo cults - am rather surprised to find what seems to be a lot of support - at this late stage in Euro settlement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by candor View Post
    http://www.utnz.org.nz/

    Has anyone seen these cops and do they also have quotas? Seems like double jeopardy. First they set up kohanga. Education and now Crime!

    And from a related website - a how to guide for wriggling out of charges;

    "This is the story of the M.T D (Maori Truck Driver) One Friday early evening The M.T.D was driven home in peak hour traffic by his Daughter when she had to take evasive action because a taxi driver cut her off. upset the M.T.D and his daughter gave chase the taxi stopped at the nearest bus stop averbal issue started and the taxi driver yelled out ( I.m going to f...k your daughter) The M.T.D. was charged with assult. The M.T.D. told the Police I give you no statement ,written , visual or audio. He also told them they had no Juristiction they Laughed. IHe was to appear in the Waverly court ect ect.....How do you plea said the judge in a typical judge way.... I enter no plea said the M.T.D the judge goes nuts and said you have to have a lawyer ,adjourned 2 wks..how do you plea said the judge like judges wheres your barrister I.m not rich.was the M.T.D reply... you had better have a good reason why you havent got a law representative. I did She was prsented with a Statutory Declaration The M.T.D reminded the judge about her sworn oath to the Queen the M.T.D read out her oath she said whatever it was recorded.then the M.T.D.said that (this courthouse has no juristiction over him under sec 2 of the He wakaputanga O Tinorangatirtanga O Nu TIireni 1835,Sec 2 Te Tiriti O Waitangi 1840 and sec 2 of Te Ture Whenua Maori Land act.. Nervous was the Judge she adjourned for 3 mths .. The Media were there covering another incedent They questioned the M.T.D about these laws the M.T.D said go away and study these laws for if you show my face and this issue , You will make me famous and rich but John Howard will make you Unemployed, they laughed They rung the M.T.D 2 days later we're not touching you youre far to hot for us Kia ora. 2 mths and 3 wks later the police informed the M.T.D that the charges will be dropped because they could,nt find the Taxi driver a week later the charges were dropped The Immigration Customs and police couldnt find him...
    - yeah right.

    But then maybe it really is opt in or out with our Justice system... a well kept secret was that claimants dealing with the 1980's Waitangi Tribunal said they'd accept Restorative Justice within the system, as an alternative to a proposed seperate legal system (as the treaty strongly intimated was feasible), if only they could also have the Resource Management Act.

    It seems these guys missed hearing about the deal Durie struck for the Crown... or can Policing be considered a different kettle of fish to the Justice system and up for grabs. This is confusing - where is the interface, and who you gonna call....

    A common theme in these rangatiratanga websites (the ones not sporting guns, masks and declarations of muslim solidarity) is the old Maori religion of Io(apparently one quite bastardised by early missionaries, but these guys seem not to know), and belief in prophecies of soon ruling. At Uni we learnt these movements are called cargo cults - am rather surprised to find what seems to be a lot of support - at this late stage in Euro settlement.
    you must have alot of spare time on your hands.
    say no cop cars, well theres none that can catch my bike anyway....

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    There is only one Police force with legal jurisdiction in NZ, the blue and whites.

    Maori styled 'police'...yeah right!

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    But will they force their jurisdiction on me as a honkey, or will they only go after maori drivers/riders?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    you must have alot of spare time on your hands.
    say no cop cars, well theres none that can catch my bike anyway....
    Spare time may not be the only thing on his hands
    Seriously though, that was a bit of a read

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    you must have alot of spare time on your hands.
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    Not enough by a long shot - doing at least 60 hour weeks, in short breaks like last night quick net surfs is what gives me a refresher break - and sumtimes turns up freaky stuff. Just thought I'd share

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    Quote Originally Posted by candor View Post
    last night quick net surfs is what gives me a refresher break - and sumtimes turns up freaky stuff.
    Dude - if you are searching on the net for freaky stuff and that is the best you can come up with - then you just aint searching hard enough.

    I can recommend amputeeredheadmidgetdonkeysex.com

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    There could be consequences. Anyhooo it seems none have seen the inside of the new cop cars as yet, let alone spotted them. Prolly in the versatile.

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    I guess that Te Cops hang out at KFC instead of Dunkin' Donuts...
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    What a joke...

    That would make a great photo though... imagine a REAL police car that has pulled over one of these fake ones for speeding! bahahahaha!!!
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    Hey I have an Idea! Let's just split the nation in two! Have a law for maori, and a law for everyone else! Because it's a maori thing it's not at all racist! cool!
    I wonder if I can join this "maori police organisation"? or maybe not because i'm white......however it's not racist....only maoris not being able to join the NZ police would be racist......ohhh are they going to start their own defence force and ambulance and fire service too??? would certainly help the white euro males get into jobs that maoris get for being maori! (I mean because they're better candidates-crimminal record or not...) Shit ignore that last bit, it happens but I forgot it was racist to mention it.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by firefighter View Post
    Hey I have an Idea! Let's just split the nation in two! Have a law for maori, and a law for everyone else! Because it's a maori thing it's not at all racist! cool!
    I wonder if I can join this "maori police organisation"? or maybe not because i'm white......however it's not racist....only maoris not being able to join the NZ police would be racist......ohhh are they going to start their own defence force and ambulance and fire service too??? would certainly help the white euro males get into jobs that maoris get for being maori! (I mean because they're better candidates-crimminal record or not...) Shit ignore that last bit, it happens but I forgot it was racist to mention it.....
    Better than that - I wasnt to see them setup their own welfare system.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    Better than that - I wasnt to see them setup their own welfare system.
    Brilliant!!!!

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    To much divide in this country........ Anyway who they gonna catch in those crappy mitis? a micra? Well my 2 wheels aint gonna get caught by them anyway. Why do the Maori need there own police cars/force? My taxes better not be paying for that crap!!
    I want to ride everyday...... Fuck work

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    Quote Originally Posted by roy.nz View Post
    To much divide in this country........ Anyway who they gonna catch in those crappy mitis? a micra? Well my 2 wheels aint gonna get caught by them anyway. Why do the Maori need there own police cars/force? My taxes better not be paying for that crap!!
    no way in hell will I stop for one that's for sure....
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